Wee Baby Sloth

( Coda, lol I couldn't help it ffffff. )

Also, forgot to mention, I wrote a quick pinch hit for the Secret Angels exchange a couple of weeks ago: Hard-Loving Loser

ALSO ALSO, ART REC: Title is spoilery for the finale but it's so true omg. ♥♥♥

Continued from part 1.

( The time has come for this game to end, just as Michael knew it would, but he figures he doesn't have to kill Castiel just yet. )

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, I just want everyone to be my Valentine. ♥!

Title: The Curious Case of Wee Baby Cas Things
Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Sam, Lucifer; gen but with slashy undertones
Rating: PG
Warnings: Horrible abuse of movie/TV quotes?
Word Count: ~4,600
Notes: help_haiti fic #1, dedicated to deanbottoms as requested by the sockpuppet who won my auction. You guys are some of the best friends a girl could have, and I not-so-secretly admire all of you. ♥ The request was "something cracky" so this is, you know, something cracky. Utterly and ridiculously cracky, I don't even know. Thanks to vichan for the hand-holding and to ibroketuesday for EVERYTHING EVER.
♥♥♥: ibroketuesday MADE ME SOME MANIPS, eeee. wee baby Cas bunny, wee baby Cas ducks, and wee baby Casdillo. Also, englilshmajor, hereare_mysins, and alexwhitewell DREW FANART. !!! All are linked to in the story. ♥
Summary: In which Dean and Sam get saddled with a herd of Cas-like baby animals. Meanwhile, Castiel just wants a hug.

( The end of the end of the world starts with two baby elephants in the middle of the road. )

Title: And I Will Walk On Water (17/18)
Characters: Dean and Castiel, Sam, Lucifer, Michael, Chuck
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~6,000
Notes: Beta'd by ibroketuesday, whom I love.
Summary: This is how the apocalypse ends.

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( The sight of Lucifer's smirk brought horror and dread and loathing, but mostly, it brought anger. )

LAST TBC EVER OMG. But the final chapter will have to wait a week or so, I am leaving tomorrow (read: later today) for vichan's house and Chicago con! \o/

This fic is now officially over 100k words, omg. T_T


Title: And I Will Walk On Water (16/18)
Characters: Dean and Castiel, Sam, Bobby
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~8,300
Notes: Extraordinarily diligent beta by ibroketuesday, as ever. ♥
Summary: In which Dean deals with nonexistent relationship issues and the rating finally goes up. \o/

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( Waking up in Castiel's lap was one of the more beautiful moments in Dean's life. )

Title: And I Will Walk On Water (14/18)
Characters: Dean and Castiel, Sam, Jimmy, Michael
Rating: R
Warnings: Some descriptions of torture and non-con.
Word Count: ~5,000
Notes: You guys should've seen the massive email ibroketuesday sent me about all the things that were wrong with this chapter. XD Hope it works now..
Summary: Castiel is in Hell and Dean is more or less there too.

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( Dean woke with a headache and a groan, and the first thing he saw was a pair of concerned blue eyes looming over him. )

Has it really been three weeks since I updated this? Oh my god, fail. SORRY. D: I will try to get distracted by season 5 as little as possible till I finish this, really.


Title: And I Will Walk On Water (12/18)
Characters: Dean and Castiel, Sam, Lucifer
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~5,400
Notes: ibroketuesday has infinite patience with me, for some reason. ♥
Summary: In which Dean actually does miss Castiel but tries to be happy for him anyway because things are going well, until they stop going well.

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( Dean didn't miss Castiel. At all. )

Title: Plastic
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Uhhhm, it's technically non-con, but it's accidental and Castiel likes it, don't worry. :">
Word Count: ~1,200
Spoilers: 5x06
Notes: I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE I WROTE THIS. It is all of your faults (link goes to spoilery still from 5x06). And no, I did not proofread it. I am kind of too embarrassed to reread it, okay?
Summary: Dean keeps touching him, and Castiel can't do anything about it.

( Castiel never imagined that his first sexual experience would be like this. )

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. D:

ETA: Short sequel here.

First of all, ♥♥♥ to big_heart_june and yamapea for the LJ gifts! Eeeee, THANK YOU!

Highlight of my day, though? The Forty-First Year (Reimagined) by strangeandcharm. BIRTHDAY SCHMOOP. For me! (And it's not even technically my birthday yet!) Please go read it and BE AWED by the fact that I caused the whump queen herself to write schmoop. I mean, this is monumental, right? XD

Also, I wrote some fic today too:


Title: And I Will Walk On Water (11/18)
Characters: Dean and Castiel, Sam, Michael
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~5,900
Summary: In which Dean is content, until he has to let it all go.

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( Having Castiel back felt really, really good. )

Title: And I Will Walk On Water (10/18)
Characters: Dean and Castiel, Sam
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~6,600
Notes: This chapter was saved, as always, by ibroketuesday. ♥
Summary: Dean tries to fix things, and then he has to try even harder.

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( It wasn't until Sam came hurrying out to the car and got into the backseat with him that Dean bothered to move, and even then, all he did was lift his head from the window. )