BSG 4x15 Parody

[tracy_loo_who]

Yeah, what a mind-frak, eh? //_O

OPENING SEQUENCE: *apparently clicked when it got an email telling it to "click for enlargement"*

	ELLEN: Isn't this stuff usually pink? I feel so cheated, this is monumentally upsetting. D: D: D: CENTURION: ... ELLEN: I guess the whole 'damsel in distress' routine doesn't work too well on you, huh?
	CENTURION: I will be your knight in shining armor! Literally! ELLEN: And they say chivalry is dead. CENTURION: Just trying to compensate for lack of a fifth finger. And, you know. Various other missing appendages.
	SAM: Cannot decide if I want to be Roslin or the Hybrid. *has identity crisis* D:
	COTTLE: Don't be vexed by me drilling a hole into your husband's head, Starbuck. It's necessary, see-- KARA: Oh, I'm not. I'm just vexed because I thought maybe if I dressed up in scrubs again I'd get more of Misha's tyrannosaurus prick, but apparently I was mistaken. D: COTTLE: ...Oh.
	ELLEN: *sulks in corner* CENTURION: *wounded looks from other corner* FANS: Too bad we missed that one...
	ELLEN: Hello, John. CAVIL: You shouldn't call me that. I mean, would you call your father that? ELLEN: No, but you're not my father. My father wouldn't force me to have sex with him. You're my son. CAVIL: So your son would force you to have sex with him? ELLEN: Apparently. CAVIL: Heh, I grew up, what can I say?
	ADAMA: Maybe if I casually mention the mutiny in passing we can point at that and call it continuity, Chief? CHIEF: Is there a reason you keep calling me 'Chief'? ADAMA: Yes. It's who you are, and you should accept that. No more of this 'Galen' crap. CHIEF: You mean I survived multiple holocausts and journeyed for two millennia just so I could fulfill my destiny of fixing things for you? ADAMA: Yes. CHIEF: Awesome. Shirking babysitting duties is part of my destiny!
	SAM: I am awake now! KARA: Omg, I'm so sorry you were in the way of that bullet and didn't have the sense to duck, it's all my fault, practically pulled the trigger myself-- SAM: Spare me. I'm more interested in seeing Galen and Tory and Saul and Ellen. KARA: ...Oh. :|
	CAVIL: *does best Tigh impression* ELLEN: That won't get me to sleep with you again, you know. CAVIL: Fine. I don't need sleep anyway. ELLEN: Because evil doesn't sleep, right? CAVIL: I'm not evil, all I want is justice upon the humans for enslaving the centurions. FANS: We like how you've enslaved the centurions to make them exact revenge for being enslaved. Nice touch there.
	CAVIL: This is my pet Eight, Boomer. I like her. ELLEN: Enough to teach her The Swirl? BOOMER: ...You've been keeping something that kinky-sounding from me? CAVIL: I've replaced afternoon naptime with afternoon people-killing-time, brb. ELLEN: The very mention of it makes him blush, look. CAVIL: I am Not Blushing. ELLEN: Watch and make up your own mind, Boomer. You'll see, I'm way more experienced than he is.
	SAM: Let's talk about the important things first: relationship gossip! Galen and Tory, sitting in a tree... CHIEF: *looks at Tory* TORY: *looks at Chief* CHIEF: *laughs and laughs and laughs* TORY: :| SAM: Now onto the less important stuff: we resurrected resurrection before we got nuked. COTTLE: It's been half an hour, yo. GTFO. FANS: Half an hour already? Srsly? Well, at least we found out who was frakking who. Whew!
	CAP FROM SINE QUA NON: Hi, remember me?
	LEE'S RED SHIRT OF IMPENDING PRESIDENCY: Makin' Adamas look like they have harder chests and perkier nipples than Obamas since 2008. LEE: What's up, Madam President? ROSLIN: Just mourning my children. LEE: I know, get some new ones! ROSLIN: You get some new ones.
	LEE: I am shocked and confused! LEE'S RED SHIRT OF IMPENDING PRESIDENCY: I told you to wear me today, didn't I? LEE: But surely this is a coincidence! LEE'S RED SHIRT OF IMPENDING PRESIDENCY: Silly Lee. What would you do without me? ROSLIN: Srsly, Lee. Try to be smarter. And wronger. LEE'S RED SHIRT OF IMPENDING PRESIDENCY: He'll get up to all sorts of wrong things as long as he wears me, I promise.
	CHIEF: I don't think that enormous crack I showed you really drove home the direness of the situation, so I'm going to show you another enormous crack. ADAMA: Thanks for the reminder, it was highly necessary. CHIEF: Anytime.
	SAM: So there were eight humanoid cylon models, btw. KARA: Eight? DRAMATICALLY GLOWY LIGHT: Think the fans will fall for it if I illuminate Kara and the other cylons at the same time? FANS: Nice try, Dramatically Glowy Light. But, srsly, eight? SHOW: What, you guys didn't really think I'd let you stop having to tear your hair out speculating about the identity of a cylon, did you? Silly fans. SAM: By my calculations, now would be the most suspenseful time to have a seizure. And I'm a pretty smart dude.
	ELLEN: The Temple of Hopes! I remember that place, we stopped there on our way back. CAVIL: What, like it was a roadside diner and you gave them the recipe for blueberry pie so they would hang your pictures up? ELLEN: ...No, not like that. CAVIL: Oh. Well, anyway, that place got supernova'd. I saw it. With two ridiculous gelatinous orbs. ELLEN: Well, we did design you to be as human as possible. CAVIL: I don't want to be human! Humans are constipated! D: TRACY: I just want to know who wrote the Book of Pythia. D:
	BOOMER: Don't you feel bad? ELLEN: Not particularly. Free will and love are worth being constipated for. BOOMER: Love? Who would I want to love?
	SHOW: *is really, really subtle* FANS: LOL, SHOW. ♥♥♥
	CHIEF: Dude, what's taking so long? The way they're fussing, you'd think he got shot in the head or something. TIGH: It's all our fault, isn't it? D: TORY: No, it's the humans' fault for creating us in the first place. TIGH: Actually, it's probably John Hodgman's fault.
	JOHN HODGMAN: I am inappropriately excited about the prospect of Sam's brain damage. FANS: How appropriate.
	JOHN HODGMAN: I am also a little bit full of shit because I'm pointing to the cerebellum and the major arteries in the brain decidedly do not converge there. SAM: I am a lot full of shit because thoughts actually happen about as far from the cerebellum as you can get, but I've got a bullet in my brain. What's your excuse? JOHN HODGMAN: Dude, I'm a comedian who thinks aphasia can be induced by damage to a motor control area. What did you expect? SAM: I'm doomed if he operates on me, right? FANS: Yeah, kinda. :|
	CAVIL: They've destroyed the resurrection hub. ELLEN: And this is a bad thing because you want to be able to download into another, equally constipated body? CAVIL: I hate you.
	SAM: I'm practicing for the exposition competition, so let me tell you about these head!people... KARA: But I just want to know about Number Seven! SAM: It wasn't you. KARA: Oh. Well, now that I've got what I want, you guys can take him away. SAM: But I'm not done practicing! KARA: That's okay. You did say something about angels, right? I'm sure they'll watch over you. With their tyrannosaurus pricks.
	SIX: Our son got really big overnight. Like, visibly. TIGH: //_^! FANS: Happy!Tigh who kisses Six's belly is not faintly alarming, really.
	ELLEN: *draws emo my-soul-mate-is-in-love-with-our-daughter art*
	ELLEN: You are angry, jealous, and petty, you killed an entire production line of my favorite children, not to mention almost all of humanity, and you've tortured the five of us repeatedly. In conclusion, it's all John Hodgman's fault and Ilu. Come give Mommy a hug! FANS: WTF? CAVIL: WTF.
	CHIEF: I still don't think I've impressed upon you the direness of the situation, so here, let me make it sound like I'm talking about Roslin. ADAMA: Her bones aren't pink. CHIEF: Er, I think you missed the point, but anyway, I can fix this ship with cylon technology. ADAMA: That's absurd, I would never entertain the notion of upgrading this ship with cylon technology. FANS: *snort*
	KARA: What better time to start professing my love for you and being a good wife than when you're knocked out?
	ADAMA: Holy shit, this huge crack right here? Is really frakking unexpected. Who knew the situation was so dire?
	BOOMER: Chief hates me for the things I've done. *emo* ELLEN: If I tell you he doesn't, will you help me escape? BOOMER: ... ELLEN: What if I teach you The Swirl? BOOMER: !!!
	CHIEF: Let's pretend to be sensitive to her feelings by talking in hushed voices. TORY: Nah. COTTLE: Here's your bullet! KARA: What about the husband? JOHN HODGMAN: Oh, were you concerned about him? I thought my job was just to take out the bullet, so that's all I did. Oops?
	BOOMER: The answer to your last question is 'yes', btw. Yes, my loyalties are that easy to sway once again.
	KARA: I am not really much good at this comforting people thing, so I'll just smile a lot and pretend you can see it, kay? ISHAY: Don't bother. KARA: Why are you being such a bitch? ISHAY: 'Cause my husband's in love with you. And also, 'cause we knocked yours out for a surgery he really ought to have been awake during to prevent this. Oops? It's totally John Hodgman's fault, though, I swear. GAETA: *is probably off in heaven somewhere being smug*
	ADAMA: I think I understand the direness of the situation. CHIEF: O rly? ADAMA: So let me rephrase: I would never entertain the notion of upgrading this ship with cylon technology while sober.

The end.

Also, stolen from reallycorking: thefuckingweather.com ♥

Comments

[jeebs83.livejournal.com]

OMG, the Kara/Ishay conversation.
*dies* lol

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*G* Glad you like, thank you! \o/

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE WALKED INTO THE SCENE WEARING THAT AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT "OMG LAURA'S GONNA TELL HIM TO BE PREZ!" and it came true hahahahaa oh, Lee. You make it so easy to mock you. ♥♥

Hahahha, I hadn't even really meant that to be funny, but I'm glad you got a kick out of it!

And ahhh, sorry, it was just -- she was NAKED, and he was all big and shiny and manly, hahahha sorry, but anyway he doesn't have the right parts!

[ez-as-pi.livejournal.com]

KARA: Why are you being such a bitch?
ISHAY: 'Cause my husband's in love with you. And also, 'cause we knocked yours out for a surgery he really ought to have been awake during to prevent this. Oops? It's totally John Hodgman's fault, though, I swear.
GAETA: *is probably off in heaven somewhere being smug*

EPIC WIN

[tracy.livejournal.com]

\o/\o/ So happy you liked, thank you! :D :D

[dramaticgrl.livejournal.com]

Great picspam!

My favorite parts are the Kara/Ishtay conversation and LEE'S RED SHIRT OF IMPENDING PRESIDENCY! Awesome :D

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Wheee, thank you! I got a huge kick out of Lee's shirt myself, hahahah. XD

[lurkrealclose.livejournal.com]

omg omg omg omg

BOOMER: Love? Who would I want to love?
SHOW: *is really, really subtle*
FANS: LOL, SHOW. ♥♥♥

Exactly.

CAP FROM SINE QUA NON: Hi, remember me? hai, you know I do bb!

KARA: Why are you being such a bitch?
ISHAY: 'Cause my husband's in love with you.

OMG I totally lost it right here. You > all. :D

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Hahahha omg :"> :"> I am so thrilled you enjoyed this, as always, thank you so much! <3!

[nai-is-not.livejournal.com]

HA! I loved this. I think it might be one of my favorites. I laughed out loud, like, ten times, at least.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Yay! Oh man, that makes me so happy, THANK YOU! :D :D

[buckeye94.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[coffeejunkii.livejournal.com]

your parodies crack me up! it did take adama rather a long time to understand that the galactica was falling apart, didn't it? and LOL, lee's red shirt of impending presidency :))

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*g* Yay, thank you! :D :D And omg, I think Lee's red shirt was my favorite moment of the ep. :))

[arielmoondance.livejournal.com]

bwahaha

LEE'S RED SHIRT OF IMPENDING PRESIDENCY:

EPIC WIN

[tracy.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D I SO CALLED IT THE MOMENT HE STEPPED ONTO THE SCREEN AND THEN IT CAME TRUE. :))

[pangea-maru.livejournal.com]

CHIEF: You mean I survived multiple holocausts and journeyed for two millennia just so I could fulfill my destiny of fixing things for you?
---
CHIEF: I don't think that enormous crack I showed you really drove home the direness of the situation, so I'm going to show you another enormous crack.
ADAMA: Thanks for the reminder, it was highly necessary.
CHIEF: Anytime.

*snerk* I so ♥ the Chief in this episode! :-D

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*G* Me too, Chief is definitely one of my favorites. :D :D :D

[thistleandfi.livejournal.com]

brb, dying of the mo'f'n LULZ!!!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Hahahha wheeeee, so happy you got a kick out of this! :D :D

[andymcnope.livejournal.com]

This was hilarious... great every week, but man-- this one really cracked me up. And I needed it, 'cause my brain is still recovering from Friday.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! <3 :D :D Glad it could help, heeee.

[clanne.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. I think I laughed out loud at every cap.

BOOMER: Love? Who would I want to love?
SHOW: *is really, really subtle*
FANS: LOL, SHOW. ♥♥♥

Love.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

\o/\o/ Yay, it tickles me so much that you enjoyed this so much, seriously. THANK YOU! :D

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

CAVIL: You shouldn't call me that. I mean, would you call your father that?
ELLEN: No, but you're not my father. My father wouldn't force me to have sex with him. You're my son.

*DIES LAUGHING AT THIS*

And at every "Fans:"
... And also "John Hodgeman:"
... And basically the whole thing.

(Except for the part about how Adama would never entertain Cylon tech aboard his ship, I was maybe laughing through my tears, but that's okay.)

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Ahahahha, Adama writes his own crack sometimes, seriously. \o/\o/\o/ SO HAPPY you enjoyed this so much, wheee! Thank you! ♥♥

[schrodingersbat.livejournal.com]

I think this actually made more sense than the episode itself O_o

Also? MISHAAAAAAAAAAA! \o/

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Hah, seriously, I had to watch some of the scenes like four times before I really got it. D:

~*~MISHA~*~! GOD, I STILL CANNOT STOP WATCHING AND STARING AT CAPS.

[brittania.livejournal.com]

LOL THIS IS GOLD

[tracy.livejournal.com]

\o/\o/ Yay, THANK YOU! :D

[galfridian.livejournal.com]

BOOMER: Love? Who would I want to love?
SHOW: *is really, really subtle*
FANS: LOL, SHOW. ♥♥♥

Love this!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! :D :D :D

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Hahahha wow, I am all flattered now, hee. Thank you!

[karuri.livejournal.com]

JOHN HODGMAN: Dude, I'm a comedian who thinks aphasia can be induced by damage to a motor control area. What did you expect?


OMG THANK YOU. I kinda sat there a sec and went "wait, you cant get aphasia that way." Now if they'd told us he'd had a huge ass seizure or stroke...Come Comic Con, I'm so calling them on it if they're present. Woo Linguistic classes.

Again, funny, funny recap. <3

[tracy.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. Wernicke's area is on the left temporal lobe, tyvm. Everything everyone said about the brain made me facepalm so much. D:

\o/\o/ I might be at Comicon too, actually, so I would be extremely amused if you brought this up! XD

Thank you! <3

[catku.livejournal.com]

I <3 oedipal parodies laced with RP references

FTW!!!!

This episode was made for the beauty of your parodies :)
Like they served it up to you on a platter.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Heee, I am so tickled, THANK YOU! <3

Seriously, I don't usually laugh during my first watch -- that comes later when I actually sit down and try to look for stuff to mock -- but this episode cracked me up several times all by itself. XD

[utkari02.livejournal.com]

Gods.

Best bits:

KARA: Oh, I'm not. I'm just vexed because I thought maybe if I dressed up in scrubs again I'd get more of Misha's tyrannosaurus prick, but apparently I was mistaken. D: I seriously laughed for like a full minute...

SAM: Let's talk about the important things first: relationship gossip! Galen and Tory, sitting in a tree...
CHIEF: *looks at Tory*
TORY: *looks at Chief*
CHIEF: *laughs and laughs and laughs*
TORY: :|

CAP FROM SINE QUA NON: Hi, remember me?

BOOMER: Love? Who would I want to love?
SHOW: *is really, really subtle*
FANS: LOL, SHOW. ♥♥♥

KARA: Why are you being such a bitch?
ISHAY: 'Cause my husband's in love with you. And also, 'cause we knocked yours out for a surgery he really ought to have been awake during to prevent this. Oops? It's totally John Hodgman's fault, though, I swear.
GAETA: *is probably off in heaven somewhere being smug*

Very nice. :) You made me laugh. Thanks. :D

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Hahahahha, I am so thrilled you liked the Misha bit! :D :D :D! \o/ Just seeing his name makes me unreasonably happy, god.

And also thank you for letting me know which other parts were your favorites! That makes me grin so much, heee. ♥!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*G* And who better to learn it from, seriously? (Other than maybe Baltar.) XD

[czgoldedition.livejournal.com]

OMG! The "show being subtle" and Ellen offering to teach Boomer the swirl parts made me laugh aloud. But yeah, this was generally awesome and hilarious. Thank you for the giggles! <3

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Wheee, I am so happy you got some laughs out of this, thank you! :D :D <3

[chavyrocks.livejournal.com]

FANS: We like how you've enslaved the centurions to make them exact revenge for being enslaved. Nice touch there.

Thanks for pointing out all the inconsistencies. Adama, too. I agree, Gaeta is in heaven laughing his ass off. (Next week he Head!visits Baltar, right, show?)

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Hahha I can never seem to help myself, so I'm glad you enjoy it! :D

YES PLEASE to the head!Gaeta.

[cannibalcake.livejournal.com]

BWAH! Indeed.

*slow clap*

I think more actually happened in your picspam than in the actual episode.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Normally that would be saying a lot, but this ep? :)) As much as I loved getting so many answers, I feel like it could've been delivered with more grace. Anyway, yay, thank you so much!