EPIC MISHA PICSPAM IS EPIC.

[tracy_loo_who]

THIS, LADIES AND GENTS, IS MISHA SAYING "PENIS". I really love his hands under the table, for some reason.


TIP OF MISHA!TONGUE RIGHT HERE, BBS. Also don't you just love his NECK? The shape of it, the bite-me-please COLLARBONES, the way the t-shirt drapes so casually around it, that necklace resting just there, under that lickable little dip in between the aforementioned bite-me-please collarbones. God, Misha. D: ALSO HIS EYELASHES. HE HAS REALLY PRETTY EYELASHES. AND NOSE.


OPEN YOUR MOUTH LIKE THAT, YES PLEASE.


LOL MISHA BB, YOU LOOK SO PUT UPON. :(


Please to be flashing this puppy dog look at Dean, kthnx.


MISHA SAYS "BLOW JOB" SO ENTHUSIASTICALLY AND EARNESTLY.


IF THIS ISN'T A "HAHA I CAN SUCK MY DICK AND YOU CAN'T" FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS.


I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO MADE AN EXTREMELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING NOISE HERE, 'FESS UP.


Misha... has really, really, really pretty forearms and hands. And god, that t-shirt is not nearly tight enough.


MORE NECK!PORN.


AND HERE IS MISHA, TALKING ABOUT GETTING HIMSELF OFF. WHILE STRETCHING. ARMS.


LOL DOES THIS LOOK TO YOU LIKE WHAT IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE?


MORE EMBARRASSING NOISES. I KNOW I KEEP COMING BACK TO HIS ARMS, BUT SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT HIS MOTHERFUCKING FOREARMS, THERE, AND HIS HANDS. And the tips of his toes are oddly adorable. The tip of his ear, too.


HAI DEAN, I'M READY FOR YOU.


GRATUITOUS CAP OF MISHA'S LEGS IS GRATUITOUS.


EVEN MORE GRATUITOUS. YES, YOU GUYS, HE REALLY IS THAT BENDY. AND DEAN LIKES BENDY, REMEMBER?





THIS NEEDS TO BE MY WALLPAPER. I CAN'T EVEN. OH MY GOD.


THROWING HIS ARMS UP IN DESPAIR...


...BUT OF COURSE HE CANNOT STOP TOUCHING HIS BUTT FOR TOO MANY SECONDS IN A ROW. WHO CAN BLAME HIM? INCAPABLE OF SPEAKING ABOUT HIS ARMS AND HANDS IN THIS ONE, BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO LICK HIS ANKLE HERE?


IF I DIDN'T HAVE A HUGE EXAM COMING UP I WOULD TOTALLY MAKE A GIF OF MISHA SLAPPING HIS OWN ASS. AGAIN WITH THE NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP TOUCHING.



SADLY, THIS IS AS CLOSE AS SOME OF US WILL EVER GET TO MISHA'S BUTT. LOL I LOVE THOSE TWO DUDES' EXPRESSIONS, I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES.


FINGER!PORN.


UHM, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. I. THIS IS. YEAH. I LIED, THIS IS GOING TO BE MY WALLPAPER. EXCEPT THEN I'D JUST WASTE AWAY IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER FOR THE REST OF MY SHORT, STARVED LIFE. D:


RUMPLED AND WELL-FUCKED, Y/Y?


BUT APPARENTLY STILL WANTING MORE. GOD, LOOK AT HIS HAIR. This shot, though, just his face -- so reminiscent of Castiel's bench scene that the crossover happening in my head right now is seriously some sort of broken, endless loop of short-circuiting.


Hahahha this cap made me laugh. He looks like he's doing a rap. XD


Sad puppy is sad. :(



I HOPE THERE ARE SOME GOOD WHUMPY FICS THAT COME OUT OF THIS. YES, strangeandcharm, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU. Love the unbuttoned, bare shoulder thing. *_*


MISHA'S CROTCH AND STARBUCK IN ONE SHOT. HOLY FRAKKING HELL, YOU GUYS. MORE KATEE LATER, I PROMISE.


WHO ELSE IS LIKIN' THIS VIEW?


YES, WE ARE ALL JEALOUS. HOW COME SHE GETS TO MAKE OUT WITH JAMIE BAMBER AND BE SO CLOSE TO MISHA'S TYRANNOSAURUS PRICK?


THIS RIGHT HERE? WE ARE WITNESSING THE BEST MOMENT OF THIS WOMAN'S LIFE, Y'ALL. AND THE DUDE'S, TOO, FOR THAT MATTER.


YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO PUT YOUR LIPS ON IT, BB.


I hadn't noticed the strange (POSSIBLY LOPSIDED?) goatee before, lolmishmish. ♥ How does this man manage to look like he's having a perpetual orgasm? Then again, if I were him, my whole life would be one long orgasm, too.


YOU KNOW DEAN IS THERE, JUST OFF TO THE RIGHT...


INVISIBLE!DEAN IS INVISIBLE.


SOME BITCH IS GONNA GET SMITED FOR INTERRUPTING HAPPY FUN TIMES WITH INVISIBLE!DEAN.


YES, IT AMAZES US TOO, MISHA.


Two words: angry goldfish.


LAST BIT OF HAND!PORN. How could I resist?




Extended pause in happy fun times with Dean gives him a headache. :(


So with that, we shall stop here and let him get back to Dean, y/y? :D

Now for some KATEE. DUDE, SERIOUSLY, I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO GUEST STAR, BUT I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS THE SAME EPISODE AS MISHA. CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND THE COMBINED AWESOME HERE, CASTIEL/STARBUCK FTMFW.

SO GORGEOUS. SO SULTRY.




MARY ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ROCK THE POSSIBLY-BALD LOOK. SRSLY.


This one is so Starbuck. ♥


Even the straight girls would hit up this shit.


OBLIGATORY MOTORCYCLE CAP! WITH SOME BOOB, HAHAHHA SORRY.


AS A BONUS: I UPLOADED MISHA'S SEX NOISES FOR Y'ALL. PUT THAT SHIT ON REPEAT.

ETA: YEAH, OKAY, WHATEVER, FORGET EXAMS.


ETA2: In case anyone hasn't watched it yet (WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?), the Misha clips from this ep are on IMEEM. :D

Comments

[ravyn-ashling.livejournal.com]

oh- oh MY. *__*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT?

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

Two words: angry goldfish.

AHAHAHAHAHA *DIES*

God, Misha is so attractive. And flexible. And hilarious. And awesome. I am so happy I am aware of this man's existence. I feel sorry for all the Nip/Tuck fans who are watching him like just another guest star. AND THERE WAS STARBUCK TOO OMG. AND WILL FROM ALIAS. AND THEY ALL SHARED A SCENE THAT WAS FOCUSED ON MISHA'S TYRANNOSAURUS PRICK! JKSDFHSDJKGFHDS

I didn't notice the goatee until that scene, either. I think it... grew. o_O

You got the Castiel flash when he was getting up off the floor, but for me it was when he was unconscious on the operating table. (I... do not know why this is.) It panned past, and I saw his profile, and I was like "CAS!!!" Why isn't it March 5th yet?!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

GOD, SERIOUSLY, WHO KNEW HE WAS SO FLEXIBLE? I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering he can do everything else in the world, but I was NOT expecting that. fjksd;alkfsd;lkf

UPDATED WITH SOME GRATUITOUS KATEE, TOO! :D

I didn't notice the goatee until that scene, either. I think it... grew. o_O

Hahahahha, proof that he does, indeed, have celestial powers!

Awwww, I can see it, yeah. oh god, the whumpy!Cas. Breakin' my heart, here.
SERIOUSLY, MARCH 5. D: AND THEN ON MARCH 6 I'M GOING TO NJ. AND THEN ON MARCH 7 I'M GOING TO SEE HIM IN PERSON. ALTHOUGH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO LOOK AT HIM, AFTER THIS EPISODE.

[andymcnope.livejournal.com]

OMG TY FOR THE KATEE.

*dies*

Even the straight girls would hit up this shit.

Truer words have never been spoken.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D :D

CANNOT GET OVER HOW ABSOLUTELY, SINFULLY SEDUCTIVE SHE IS IN THIS EPISODE.

[stickymint.livejournal.com]

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. I HAVE A HUGE HAND FETISH. MMMM.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

ESPECIALLY IF YOU CONSIDER WHERE THOSE HANDS HAVE BEEN. OH GOD.

[taurenova.livejournal.com]

Oh man. I mean. Yeah. That's bendy. *dies laughing*

I might have no choice but to watch this. If only for the ass slapping.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Dude. DUDE. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY SEEN IT.

[simithedemon.livejournal.com]

I am an evil, evil woman.

strangeandcharm is at work, so won't see this until tonight. I am at home, with my download of nip/tuck. I might possibly be texting her whilst I am watching the bendy goodness that is Misha. Am I mean? Is it cruel?

I have alerted her to her fic duties though.

FWIW, for me, Cas's vessel will now, and forevermore be known as 'Manny'. There needs to be fic for this.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's kinda cruel! But if I had her number... *laughs* Let's just say she should be glad that I don't and leave it at that. XD

Me too, really! THERE NEEDS TO BE HOLY YOGA INSTRUCTOR FIC, Y/Y?

[jazmin22.livejournal.com]

I read a Starbuck/Castiel fic (http://omnimuse.livejournal.com/5961.html) once.

WHOO FOR GIVING UP ON EXAMS.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I READ THAT TOO! Oh my god, so much win, with bonus Leoben, too! :))

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

OHMIGOD, BB! ILUSM for this!!! *is a drooling mess* TOO MUCH GOODNESSSSS HERE!!!!!! MISHAAAAAAAAA! <33333! AND HAND!FOREARM!NECK AND BUTT!PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS-CHRIST. He is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bendy....*flails and licks*
AND OMFG, THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CAS TO ME ON THE TABLE!! *squeals and loves on unconscious!Cas so hard*
LOVE THE GIF, BB! LMFAO!

<33333333333333333333333333333333333333!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS, BB. XD I KNOW YOU HAVE A THING FOR DEAN'S HANDS BUT GUH, MISHA'S HANDS ARE FUCKING GORGEOUS TOO. I WANT THEM TO LACE THEIR FINGERS TOGETHER. :( :(

HAHAHA SERIOUSLY, THIS EPISODE SOMEHOW ENDED UP BEING EVEN MORE EPIC THAN THE PREVIEW, WHICH I THOUGHT WASN'T POSSIBLE SINCE IT WOULD MAKE SENSE TO SHOW THE BEST PARTS IN THE PREVIEW, RIGHT? GOD, TOTALLY WAS NOT EXPECTING AN ACTUAL DEMONSTRATION, FJKDLS;FAJLSDJ;SLKJ

YES. OMG FIC OF UNCONSCIOUS!CAS. WAITING FOR IT.

<33333333333333333333333333333333333!

[kitsu84.livejournal.com]

BRB... DYING.

Oh, Lord... There are no words in the human language which could possibly describe just how good that episode really was. And don't even get me started on that hospital bed scene, because yeah... I imagined Dean there as well. I mean, come on... Just look at his face - his come face. Just... OMFG.

*flails*

As for Katee, you said it best:

"Even the straight girls would hit up this shit."

Abso-frakkin-lutely. ♥

[tracy.livejournal.com]

TAKE YOUR TIME, BB. LET IT SINK IN SLOWLY.

Seriously, I thought it couldn't get better than the preview, but then he ACTUALLY STOOD UP AND STRETCHED and then he ACTUALLY BENT DOWN AND DEMONSTRATED. Jesus god, WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, though really it shouldn't surprise me too much that "bending self into pretzel" is on the endless list of Things Misha Can Do.

Heee, the hospital bed thing, almost better than the hospital bed scene in 24, though it's close because he was awake and meek-voiced in that one. Dean needs to be there, in both cases, though.

Nnnngh. come face. and COME NOISES. God, all of this in one episode, HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? Does Misha KNOW what this episode has done to us? fjkd;salfkjsdl

Still cannot get over Katee and Misha being in the same episode, in the same scene.

[siobhan-w.livejournal.com]

Ok, so didn't watch the episode and have no idea what the story was but BENDY MISHA!!! In my head this episode is about Misha's character goes to the docs for help treating his dreaded case of Sexual Gumby-itis.

*flails*

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

In my head this episode is about Misha's character goes to the docs for help treating his dreaded case of Sexual Gumby-itis.

It is.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Hah, I keep pulling this up during class, so I can't blame you. XD Hurray for vacation, though, ALL THAT TIME TO SOAK IN THE MISHA. (And maybe write?) Am jealous.

[vichan.livejournal.com]

AUGH. OMG. YOU ARE FUCKING KILLING ME.

CROSSOVER. I DEMAND CROSSOVER.

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT NIP/TUCK.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I AM KILLING MYSELF HERE. OR MISHA'S PRICK AND TONGUE ARE, RATHER.

I'VE BEEN WANTING HOLY YOGA INSTRUCTOR FIC FOR MONTHS NOW. D:

ME EITHER, THIS IS THE FIRST EP I'VE EVER SEEN.

[gembat.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU FOR THAT GIF OH GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! \o/

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, THAT'S WHY IT HAD TO BE DONE AT THE EXPENSE OF MY GRADE. :D

[summersiren.livejournal.com]

LOL AT THE LAST GIF AND OMFG SRSLY. THIS EPISODE IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME.

P.S. MISHA HAS THE HOTTEST HANDS EVER!! MMMMM...

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I THINK IT'S ALREADY BEEN THE DEATH OF ME, SEVERAL TIMES OVER.

YES, YES, GOD, HE REALLY DOES. SO WELL DEFINED, STRONG AND MANLY GET GRACEFUL. AND HIS FINGERS. GODDAMN.

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

dlfhkdsf wtf, I don't even want to know what's going on in thata episode and why he's made himself a human pretzel, but kdfjhkjzdfghdf YAY STARBUCK! God she's so hot, it should be illegal. And I still need to watch last week's episode, dammit! *goes to do that*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

He made himself into a human pretzel in order to suck his own Tyrannosaurus prick, where have you BEEN?

Omg, last week's episode. omg. AARYNN. D: *cling*

[utkari02.livejournal.com]

Katee was soo rocking hot!!!!!! :D

[tracy.livejournal.com]

YES. Jesus, SO seductive. *_*!

[seussian.livejournal.com]

Jesus H. Christ.... he's so... flexible... *sex coma*

I, uh, need a minute.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Who knew? Who knew?

I NEED LIKE, MY WHOLE LIFE, AND EVEN THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO TRULY APPRECIATE MISHA THE WAY HE DESERVES TO BE APPRECIATED.

[breakinporcelan.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A RECORDED MESSAGE. BP CANNOT COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MISHA COLLINS, THAT BENDY LITTLE BASTARD, HAS CAUSED HER HEART TO EXPLODE. AND ALSO HER PANTIES.

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR THIS BB. I CANNOT TURN OFF MY CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I CANNOT STOP SQUEEING. AND DO YOU MIND IF I PUT THAT ASS-SLAPPING GIF IN THE PROFILE OF MISHALAND? BECAUSE JESUS FUCK THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THAT.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU USED THE WORD "LITTLE" AND "MISHA" IN THE SAME SENTENCE??? ALTHOUGH I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR BRAIN MELT AND HEART/PANTIES EXPLOSIONS, SO IT'S OKAY.

\O/\O/ OF COURSE YOU CAN, BB, I AM V HAPPY THAT YOU WANT TO! IT IS MY GIFT AND GREATEST CONTRIBUTION TO THIS WORLD. :D

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

O HAI BB, YOU'VE JUST MADE MY MORNING EVEN BETTER! :D :D :D

I'm still quite blushing and flailing over this episode, srsly. These caps are simply wonderful to stare at, 'cause pretty Misha is pretty and so damn hot and FLEXIBLE! SRSLY PPL DID WE KNOW HE WAS THAT BENDY?!?! ajsd;lfkjas;lkdfj And your comments to each one are just making this even more enjoyable, since I'm all giggly over here.

Misha, bb, this is what you do to your fangirls.

AND KATEE! CASTIEL/STARBUCK OMG! LOL SHE TOTES WOULD TAP THAT, JUST LOOK AT THAT LOOK SHE'S GIVING HIS PEEN! AHAHA, SO STARBUCK INDEED! XD She was just absolutely fucking gorgeous, like whoa. So sultry in that role, and yes I would totes tap that. And Misha. CAN I HAS BOTH PLZ, WITH TRICIA ADDED TO THE MIX?? *g* That last shot of her in leather riding her motorcycle is just wow. Gotta love her smile.

GIF! SEX NOISES! MISHAAAAA! ♥ ASDFJKLASDFJL;ASDF!!!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE, BB! <33333

Seriously, with the blushing and flailing, HOW AM I GOING TO BE ABLE TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYE NEXT MONTH AFTER THIS? Jesus might as well just kill me now.

NO, I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS THAT BENDY. I thought the preview was pretty much going to be the highlight of the episode, but then he actually DID THAT and I was totally not expecting it, even after he started stretching, so I. YEAH. UM. YEAH.

HAHAHHA AND STRETCHING IT OUT. STARBUCK HAS OFFICIALLY TOUCHED CASTIEL'S PEEN, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS. And really, wow, it's amazing how much difference some eyeliner and a devious role can make, seriously. I, too, wish Tricia had been there, but that shit would've broken at least fifty laws of physics.

ENJOY 'EM LIKE THEY'RE MEANT TO BE ENJOYED, BB! :D :D :D

[sarpanita.livejournal.com]

Misha and Katee in one episode. I was like OMG OMG OMG.

I can't tell how much I love Misha <3 ))

Even the straight girls would hit up this shit.

Sooo true)

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND THE COMBINED AWESOME OF THAT.

Only angels stand a chance of being able to invent a word to describe how much I love Misha. <3 And then it would blow everyone's eardrums out.

[kalikahuntress.livejournal.com]

You have killed me with the hotness, Misha and Katee, damn.... ***not so seceretly envies their significant others, a lot.***

[tracy.livejournal.com]

God, I can't believe there are people in this world who have PEOPLE LIKE THAT as their significant others. I mean, seriously? WHAT DID THEY DO IN THEIR PAST LIVES TO DESERVE THAT? And Misha married his high school sweetheart, god, is that not the most perfect thing in the world?

[growyourwings.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Thank you SO MUCH for this!!! Starbuck & Castiel. No words.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Happy to spread the unfathomable hotness! :D :D :D

[strangeandcharm.livejournal.com]

I nearly faked appendicitis at work today so I could run home and watch this episode. I held out until the end of the day... and then my train broke down on the way home. I swear, it was like the universe was trying to make me explode or something.

And then not only did I get to see bendy!Misha but I also got to see Starbuck playing with his bendiest bit, and now I CANNOT BRAIN AT ALL.

...flrtzcarb.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I AM SORRY LIFE WAS SO TERRIBLE TO YOU TODAY, BUT AT LEAST IT MADE IT UP TO YOU?

CANNOT BRAIN EITHER.

THAT BENDY! JESUS. AND STARBUCK.

[nilchance.livejournal.com]

AIIIIGH OMG. *falls over with glee*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

YOU'N'ME BOTH! !!!

[vyrantium.livejournal.com]

AIIIIIEEE!! This is officially the perviest thing on my flist today, and also my favorite oddly enough xD Love the picspam and the random multimedia goodies... YUM!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I would be very surprised if this much bendy!Misha could be anything BUT your favorite. ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE IS BENDINESS AND TONGUE. !!! XD

random multimedia goodies

Hahahhaha :"> 6 am and I just couldn't stop. :))