BSG 4x11 Parody

[tracy_loo_who]

Apparently I'm doing these again. :P

But first, let me just say one thing about yesterday: I wore one of my Rahm thongs so I could celebrate the inauguration by having Rahm's face in my pants all day. *beams*

To my loves at rahmbamarama: I feel so out of touch with you guys lately. D: When did that comm get so crazy and difficult to keep up with?

To Bush:


Okay, back to BSG.

OPENING SEQUENCE: One will be revealed!

	EARTH: *is nuked* BALTAR: Why do I always fall for false advertisement? First the creepy cult, and now this? I'll never win her back from that one-eyed bastard, not with the prospect of sex on this beach. :( SHOW: *subtitles his thoughts*
	DEE: Tell me the answer to life! WATER: 42?
	LEE: I can't believe that frakking cylon married Kara and brought us to this piece of shit planet. And was designed to have such perfect frakking arms.. SHOW: *subtitles his thoughts, too*
	HELO: I am grave but trying to be useful. D'ANNA: I am dismayed but trying to be useful. ADAMA: I feel an epic pout coming on. ROSLIN: *sniffs* I got nothin'. But I wonder if there will be any effects if I should just happen to set this on fire...
	KARA: Let's go look for emergency locator. LEOBEN: Actually I'd rather look at... mmm. KARA: I have become so accustomed to your creepiness that I don't even notice it anymore.
	BALTAR: What do you think of this spot? There's a tree, nice view of the water, less radiation than usual... sort of romantic, right? EXTRAS: ...
	HELO: There's nothing here. ADAMA: Can we go now? *whine* ROSLIN: I smirk because I have a secret plant and you don't.
	DEE: Tell me the answer to life! LOCKET AND BITS OF METAL: 42?
	DEE: 42 is such a lie. I swear, if I so much as hear "42" again, shit's gonna hit the fan.
	CROWD: Well? ROSLIN: I must go to my chambers immediately. ADAMA: ...Why, does she have something in her pocket or something?
	LEOBEN: Look what I found for you! Burnt viper tail! KARA: Gods, you're worse than a cat with dead mice. LEOBEN: :(
	AGATHON FAMILY: *REALLY FRAKKING HAPPY* DEE: ? HELO: Little does she know that I swiped the plant from Roslin's pocket when we were getting off the raptor. Teehee! ATHENA: Why else would we need a babysitter?
	SIX: This beach is a frakking graveyard, I can't believe Gaius actually had the audacity to try to seduce me here. Ugh.
	SIX: The thirteenth tribe were all cylons, btw. ROSLIN: *has crises* BALTAR: *still sulking* I even put on my sexy lab coat and glasses for her and everything.
	LEE: You should talk to us kids, you know. ROSLIN: Not even your prettiness and that tantalizing little curl of hair on your forehead can distract me from my plant today. ADAMA: *says something about balls*
	CHIEF: I remember when my biggest problems in life were myopia and unripe avocados. Literally.
	LEOBEN: She's going to find even bigger and better pieces of burnt viper than I did and stop needing me. :(
	LEE: If I mope here by myself maybe one of my love interests will come comfort me. DEE: Hi Lee. I'm here to comfort you. I'll even call you 'Apollo'. FANS: ...Srsly? LEE: Wanna go out with me? DEE: Yes. FANS: ...Srsly?
	KARA: *finds an even bigger and better piece of burnt viper* DEAD!KARA: *is dead* LEOBEN: Whoa. I find the concept of dying and coming back to life in a different but identical body really creepy.
	SAM: Omg, my old rock band set! I'm so glad I splurged for the special set that could be preserved for two millennia in radioactive sand. Omg! :D TORY: You used to rock at rock band, btw. CHIEF: Yes, but then we died. Boom!
	ROSLIN: *burns book* ADAMA: Why are you burning your book? ROSLIN: Someone stole my plant. ADAMA: Burning a book isn't going to have the same effects, you know. ROSLIN: That's why I'm crying.
	KARA: I sure hope there's more people at my next funeral...
	DEE: Tell me the answer to life. LEE: Tongue? DEE: Mmmm. Good answer.
	GAETA: *stares* FANS: We thought you were gay. GAETA: Bi. Anyway, why are you so happy? DEE: I've finally discovered the answer to life. GAETA: 42? DEE: Gods, what did I say about "42" and shit hitting the fan?
	SHIT: *hits stuff, but not necessarily the fan* GAETA: HOLY SHIT. SHIT: ...Yes?
	ADAMA: So, now that your wife of ambiguous ex-hood is dead, wanna have a drink with me? LEE: Nah. ADAMA: Oh, Dee. I guess it's just you and me, then. :( But don't worry, I won't drool on you.
	ADAMA: Just look at this face, who could resist? Even your wife thought I was attractive. TIGH: Shut the frak up or I'm'a shoot you. ADAMA: Shoot me! TIGH: Pffft, no one who asks to get shot ever gets shot on this show. But you knew that, which means even Dualla had bigger balls than you. ADAMA: I'm foxy. TIGH: No. No, you aren't.
	LEE: Well, one of my love interests is now dead, but if I mope here by myself again maybe my other one will come comfort me. KARA: Hi Lee. I'm here to comfort you. LEE: Looking at those makes me feel better already. KARA: Okay, you just keep on looking, then. It's not like I had anything important to say or anything.
	ADAMA: If I can't be foxy, I guess I'll just have to be admiral-y, then. HOSHI: Hi Gaeta. *_* GAETA: Hi Hoshi. *_* ADAMA: Dear Lau –- I mean, men and women of the fleet, Ilu.
	ROSLIN: Aww, look, he found me another plant. He really does love me.
	D'ANNA: I'm foxy. TIGH: Yes. Yes, you are.
	TIGH: Twice the number of eyes = twice the emoting? ELLEN: Nice try. It's alright, though, you needn't strain yourself. We'll be reborn together. TIGH: =.O!

The end.

ETA: As per request, here are links to all the others, too:
4x01 | 4x02 | 4x03 | 4x04 | 4x05 | 4x06 | 4x07 | 4x08 | 4x09 | 4x10 | Webisode 1

Comments

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

*dead*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

That pretty much sums up my feelings about the episode, yes. :))

[taurenova.livejournal.com]

I love that picture of Rahm. :D

Also - this is for the win, utterly. Particularly:

GAETA: *stares*
FANS: We thought you were gay.
GAETA: Bi. Anyway, why are you so happy?

Is it wrong that the whole reason I want Gaeta to be bi is because I wants him for myself and always have, seriously, since day one it's more fun for fanfic?

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I love every picture of Rahm. *_*

Ahahha I am torn between wanting Gaeta to be bi and wanting Gaeta to be Hoshi-sexual because they are so OTP.

[rose-griffes.livejournal.com]

LEOBEN: Whoa. I find the concept of dying and coming back to life in a different but identical body really creepy.

*snickers*
Yeah, I've been laughing about this a LOT the last few days.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

LOL, seriously, I really really want to know what exactly he was so creeped out about.

[utkari02.livejournal.com]

OMG. That was so brilliant. I laughed til I cried. :D

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*G* So glad I could make this episode a bit less depressing! XD

Also, your icon is my hero.

[mordyn4]

Omg, I forgot about the thong.

XD

[tracy.livejournal.com]

The thong will always be epic. :D

[lurkrealclose.livejournal.com]

Oh YAYZ! I'm so glad these are back. Also? You totally win for not only having and wearing a Rahm thong but also for telling us all. :D

My favorite parts:

KARA: I have become so accustomed to your creepiness that I don't even notice it anymore.

BALTAR: *still sulking* I even put on my sexy lab coat and glasses for her and everything.

LEE: You should talk to us kids, you know.
ROSLIN: Not even your prettiness and that tantalizing little curl of hair on your forehead can distract me from my plant today. (I must admit, it distracted me)

DEAD!KARA: *is dead*

And I liked all the other parts, too. Hee. Very nice. :D

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Heee, it's good to be back!

I even took pictures of my Rahm thongs, once (but not while I was wearing them, lol). XD

Gotta admit it also, I stared at Lee's forehead for a long time in this ep. :"> Thank you so much, I'm glad you still like these! <3

[nicocoer.livejournal.com]

. . . Rahm thong? Really? *bliiinks*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I've got two of 'em! :D :D (http://tracy-loo-who.livejournal.com/69576.html#cutid1)

[yokana-yanovick.livejournal.com]

ROSLIN: *burns book*
ADAMA: Why are you burning your book?
ROSLIN: Someone stole my plant.
ADAMA: Burning a book isn't going to have the same effects, you know.
ROSLIN: That's why I'm crying.

OH.MY.GODS!!! x_________DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL!!!!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahha, that was one of my favorite bits too, so I'm glad you got such a kick out of it! :)) :))

[anastashial.livejournal.com]

LEE: If I mope here by myself maybe one of my love interests will come comfort me.
DEE: Hi Lee. I'm here to comfort you. I'll even call you 'Apollo'.
FANS: ...Srsly?
LEE: Wanna go out with me?
DEE: Yes.
FANS: ...Srsly?

LEE: Well, one of my love interests is now dead, but if I mope here by myself again maybe my other one will come comfort me.
KARA: Hi Lee. I'm here to comfort you.
LEE: Looking at those makes me feel better already.
KARA: Okay, you just keep on looking, then. It's not like I had anything important to say or anything.

*Dies laughing twice*

In addition, Pop!Adama's exposition on the no longer ambiguous nature of Lee's marital status. *giggles*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Ahahahha Lee. I adore him to the end of the world but he's so easy to poke fun at sometimes. XD

So happy this made you laugh, thank you!

[katrinaswift.livejournal.com]

DO YOU THINK ALL THE EPISODES WILL BE SUPER HEARTWRENCHING LIKE THAT? IDK I AM NERVOUS AND SAD. D: D:


PS: YOUR PARODY WAS BEAUTIFUL. IT GAVE ME A UNICORN.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

YES. I MEAN, IT WOULDN'T BE BSG IF EVERYONE DIDN'T GO ALL EMO ABOUT IT AFTERWARD. :(

LOL THANK YOU. THOUGH THE WAY YOU SAY THAT GIVES ME THE IMPRESSION IT MADE YOU GIVE BIRTH TO ONE.

[seussian.livejournal.com]

I totally agree with you about rahmbamarama becoming a moshpit of posts and madness. I love it, but I no longer recognize members or keep up with new people.

I'm kind of glad I got in at the beginning *is a special snowflake*, but sad too that I've been relegated to lurking because of the huge swarming mass of fangirls. At least we have each other! *huggles you* And rainrockstar's picspammy goodness. And our tasty mod. (okay, so I keep up w/ some of us... AND YOU OF COURSE BB!!)

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I love it, but I no longer recognize members or keep up with new people.

Exactly, and that makes me sort of sad. We felt like such a tight-knit little family, once. :(

I'm so glad we share the Dean/Cas obsession! That makes you the one I still talk to the most, I think.

[prongsy.livejournal.com]

Is it 4x11 'cause of the size? Each time I see it as a header, I keep thinking you got the shows mixed up and are handing over the most recent episode number of SPN to BSG! XD

And I've seen that picture of Rahm and I APPROVE!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

The size of what? And heh, I didn't realize till you pointed it out that both shows are on the same episode!

God, how can one person be so badass and yet adorable at the same time? Come to think of it.. that sounds a lot like a certain angel. XD

[twentyplanes.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

Subtitles his thoughts

*starts to giggle*

Whoa. I find the concept of dying and coming back to life in a different but identical body really creepy.

BWAH! IKR? I mean, WHAT? Crazy crazy Leoben.

Omg, my old rock band set! I'm so glad I splurged for the special set that could be preserved for two millennia in radioactive sand. Omg! :D

Oh, so that explains it!

I sure hope there's more people at my next funeral...

Ha! Oh poor Kara.

Pffft, no one who asks to get shot ever gets shot on this show. But you knew that, which means even Dualla had bigger balls than you.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. :D

*edits gnews post*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

HELLO, omg thank you, I'm so thrilled you liked this! For such a depressing episode, it was surprisingly easy to mock. :))

And you rock so hard for doing a mid-week update. <3

[canadiangirl-86.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. I can't even pick out my favourite lines because they're all just...HA!

I do love the audience reaction to the Lee/Dee thing. Teehee!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Yay, I'm so happy you got a kick out of this, thank you!

Hahha man, as sad as I am about Dee, part of me is kinda relieved there won't be any more Lee/Dee after this.. >.>

[godess-jessie.livejournal.com]

LEOBEN: Whoa. I find the concept of dying and coming back to life in a different but identical body really creepy.

*is dead from laughing my ass off*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*G* Leoben cracks me up with his perpetual ridiculous, man. Glad you enjoyed, and thank you!

[entheogeneric.livejournal.com]

hah. that was awesome. too many great lines.

possibly the greatest?

LEOBEN: Whoa. I find the concept of dying and coming back to life in a different but identical body really creepy.

IRONY FTW!

also? to quote katt williams "there is a chemical in weed called fuckit! weed ain't no Muthafuckin' drug. Drugs you gotta do shit to. Mix it up, add baking soda. I don't know the formula, I'm just sayin'. Weed's just a plant...that if you happen to light on fire has certain...side effects."

*now is ded*

[tracy.livejournal.com]

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD CATCH THE KATT WILLIAMS REFERENCE. \o/ You rock so much, wheeeeee! Thank you! :D :D :D

[your-downfall.livejournal.com]

Hilarious, as always! I was wondering how you could possibly lighten up this episode, but you managed it!

Personal favourite part: The show subtitling thoughts. I'm always going to think about that now when I watch the opening, haha.

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Yay, you're back! Seeing familiar names makes me happy I'm back, heee. ♥

For such a depressing episode, this was actually surprisingly easy to poke fun at. Starting with their expressions during the opening credits. XD

Thank you!

[kitsu84.livejournal.com]

SAM: Omg, my old rock band set! I'm so glad I splurged for the special set that could be preserved for two millennia in radioactive sand. Omg! :D
TORY: You used to rock at rock band, btw.
CHIEF: Yes, but then we died. Boom!

That's the first thing I thought about when Anders picked that thing up. Srsly. Also, Chief's comment is made of epic!win. But, hey... That's to be expected.

[gacktisgod.livejournal.com]

First thing that sprang to mind:

I'M A GUITAR HERO!

[burstoflight.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! This was incredibly funny, especially with the Lee and his love interests part. Hee!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha thank you so much, I'm glad Lee amuses you as much as he amuses me! XD

[supershineygirl.livejournal.com]

LEOBEN: Whoa. I find the concept of dying and coming back to life in a different but identical body really creepy.

*loses it*

OMG!LOLZ!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*G* Leoben makes is so, so easy. :)) Glad you enjoyed this, and thank you!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Aww, I intend to, thank you so much for the encouragement! :D

[helikedmyshoes.livejournal.com]

SAM: Omg, my old rock band set! I'm so glad I splurged for the special set that could be preserved for two millennia in radioactive sand. Omg! :D

YES! I totally called this. Sam was guitar, obv, Tory was drums, and Chief sang. And Saul drank about it.

This had me laughing a million times over. Thanks!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

And Saul drank about it.

SO MUCH WIN. And singing!Chief! XD!

Yay, I'm glad you got such a kick out of this, thank you!

[callmeonetrack.livejournal.com]

OMG hilarious. I started laughing at the Leoben stuff and couldn't stop!!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

*G* Thrilled you enjoyed this so much, thanks! :D :D

[dancinpenguins]

LEOBEN: Look what I found for you! Burnt viper tail!
KARA: Gods, you're worse than a cat with dead mice.
LEOBEN: :(

I don't know why, but that sadface cracked me the shit up.

Thanks!

[tracy.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, he just looked so much like a kicked puppy in that whole scene. :)) :)) Glad this made you laugh, thank you!