tracy_loo_who | BSG 4x01 Parody. and Grey's Anatomy.

It's a bit late in the coming, but as promised...

OPENING SEQUENCE: Twelve Cylon models, etc. etc.

	KARA: I've come back from the dead to ask you out on a date. I thought maybe you'd like to go to Earth with me. LEE: ... KARA: ... LEE: Nah. ROSLIN: He sees through the cylon trick! Maybe he's finally getting over her! proud motherly moment KARA: Well, think on it, Lee. I'm off to kill some toasters. LEE: follows blindly ROSLIN: ...
	ADAMA: We're having a bit of a crisis here, Saul. Only the ugly cylons are coming at us, none of the pretty ones. SAUL. I'm talking to you! TIGH: stfu. shoots MOMENT OF DRAMATIC SLOW-MO: is dramatic and slow FANS: Oh god, not this shit again. WRITERS: Yeah, just kidding. ADAMA: My solution to the crisis involves everyone who's ever held a stick. wink, wink
	CHIEF: C'mon, Nuggets, Mommy's not gonna save you today. Get in those birds or I'm gonna find some barbeque sauce and make you my next meal! SAM: But I am busy having an identity crisis. Tell me who I am! CHIEF: You're Samuel T. Anders, now stfu. ATHENA: doesn't know that the 'T' stands for 'Toaster'
	RAIDERS: attack BALTAR: Maybe they won't notice me if I dress up as Little Red Riding Hood. FANS: Oh, please. Who else on this show would dress up as Little Red Riding Hood?
	SAM: launches RAIDERS: shoot missiles SAM: How distracting, can't you see I'm in the middle of composing my autobiography? RAIDER: eye-fraks Sam goodnight BASESHIP:* That's enough for a first date. We had a good time and promise to call. Bye! TIGH: WTF? Gone without giving me an eye-frak goodnight?
	BALTARIANS: We've created our own religion. It's called Baltarianity. BALTAR: Somehow I thought being a god would involve more soft things. Like clouds and breasts. And muffins. I do have a thing for muffins. SHRINE: I am sparkly. Plus, I have little fingers on all my tips. waves them
	KARA: Hi all. Who wants to take a shower with me? EVERYONE: We might become diseased if we step within twelve feet of you... LEE: doesn't care Oh, Kara. My tear ducts are so close to overflowing. KARA: Yeah, and mine will be too if my boobs get squashed any more. SAM: Mine! KARA: Oh no, more boob squashage. ADAMA: Starbuck! KARA: Papa! You're not gonna squash my boobs too, are you? ADAMA: No. I'm going to have you taken to Cottle at gunpoint. KARA: ...I think I prefer the boob squashage after all.
	BALTARIANS: Sit. Stay. Good Baltar. BALTAR: I'm beginning to fear that Baltarianity is one of those religions where they imprison and then kill their god to free his immortal soul. HEAD!SIX: pets BALTARIAN: Milord, I made you some muffins. BALTAR: What about the clouds and breasts? BALTARIAN: I have some breasts. Two, to be exact. BALTAR: I guess they'll do for now.
	KARA: The giant gas planet with rings says hi, btw. ROSLIN: I'm thinking you're a cylon. LEE: I'm thinking you should come crawl on top of me. KARA: I didn't imagine it! LEE: I did. The crawling on top of me thing, that is, not the giant gas planet with rings.
	CHIEF: This is Starbuck's ship. LEE: immediately crawls in ROSLIN: Lee! LEE: What? I wasn't going to strip and wait for her here, I swear! ROSLIN: Good, cause she won't be coming. She's going to the brig. LEE: Kara. :(
	BALTARIAN: My kid is dying! BALTAR: Oh, perfect. Bring him 'round here so the camera crew can get a shot of my hair from behind. I've been growing it out, see, so I look more like Jesus.
	TIGH: Anybody still hearing that frakking song? SAM: No, they've moved on from serenading to eye-frakking. They'll be at first base next time. CHIEF: And you're programmed so that you'll like it. TIGH: I'm not gonna like it. Guns symbolize not liking first base, you know. CHIEF, SAM, AND TORY: Of course they do. We solemnly swear to dislike first base.
	ROSLIN: Tell me about the Final Five. SIX: I'm not allowed to think about them. ROSLIN: You're thinking about them. SIX: Am not. ROSLIN: Are too. SIX: I feel they are ominously near. ROSLIN: I thought you weren't allowed to think about them. SIX: It's not a thought. It's a feeling. ROSLIN: ...
	KARA: I have a feeling too. ADAMA: Oh yeah? KARA: Yeah. We're going the WRONG WAY. ADAMA: What, like you've got antennae that pick up Earth vibes? KARA: Er. ADAMA: That's very insect-like of you. KARA: I swear to gods, it is me, Kara. I am not an insect. Do you still love me like a daughter? ADAMA: I dislike insects.
	LEE: I have a feeling. ADAMA: Oh no, you too? What is it with people having feelings in this episode? LEE: I feel it's time for a change. I've just noticed how long and slender and beautiful my fingers are, see. I think I shall retire from the cockpit to play the piano. ADAMA: There are no pianos in the fleet. LEE: Bugger. I guess I'll go into politics, then.
	BALTAR: I am Gaius Baltar, prone to getting weepy as I selflessly beg the gods to make me suffer in the place of a little kid. FANS: No, that's Mr. Nice Gaius. You did away with him three seasons ago, remember? BALTAR: Oh yeah. exits
	CHARLIE CONNOR: I'm here to make you suffer in the place of the little kid. BALTAR: Oh. Okay. CHARLIE CONNOR: Actually I don't feel like it anymore. BALTARIAN: That's one feeling you'll wish you'd held onto. clobbers LITTLE KID: is better BALTAR: Does this mean I can have whatever I pray for without having to pay for it? Perhaps I shall pray for blueberry muffins and six Sixes tonight.
	KARA: I am not an insect. But I may be a petri dish experiment. SAM: I love both. KARA: If it were you, I'd shoot you in the face. Romantic, huh? GALACTICA: jumps KARA: We're going the WRONG WAY. SAM: Calm down. KARA: I can't, I'm losing too much blood! SAM: From where? KARA: From my vagina. SAM: I guess that explains— KARA: clobbers
	KARA: aims gun ROSLIN: Oh no. You're menstruating, aren't you? KARA: Yes. And menstruating + WRONG WAY = Very Bad Combination.
	WRITERS: smirk FANS: enraged

The end.

Grey's Anatomy has sucked me in and made me consider med school. Okay, not really, because writing "I want to go to med school because Meredith Grey went to med school and landed a McDreamy" on the application probably wouldn't cut it. But still. McDreamy. I want Patrick Dempsey so much. SHOULD I GO TO MED SCHOOL? sfdk;slakfd :(

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ROSLIN: Tell me about the Final Five.
SIX: I'm not allowed to think about them.
ROSLIN: You're thinking about them.
SIX: Am not.
ROSLIN: Are too.
SIX: I feel they are ominously near.
ROSLIN: I thought you weren't allowed to think about them.
SIX: It's not a thought. It's a feeling.
ROSLIN: ...

KARA: I have a feeling too.
ADAMA: Oh yeah?
KARA: Yeah. We're going the WRONG WAY.
ADAMA: What, like you've got antennae that pick up Earth vibes?
KARA: Er.
ADAMA: That's very insect-like of you.
KARA: I swear to gods, it is me, Kara. I am not an insect. Do you still love me like a daughter?
ADAMA: I dislike insects.

LEE: I have a feeling.
ADAMA: Oh no, you too? What is it with people having feelings in this episode?
LEE: I feel it's time for a change. I've just noticed how long and slender and beautiful my fingers are, see. I think I shall retire from the cockpit to play the piano.
ADAMA: There are no pianos in the fleet.
LEE: Bugger. I guess I'll go into politics, then.

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