help_haiti Fic #1: The Curious Case of Wee Baby Cas Things (Dea

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, I just want everyone to be my Valentine. ♥!

Title: The Curious Case of Wee Baby Cas Things
Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Sam, Lucifer; gen but with slashy undertones
Rating: PG
Warnings: Horrible abuse of movie/TV quotes?
Word Count: ~4,600
Notes: help_haiti fic #1, dedicated to deanbottoms as requested by the sockpuppet who won my auction. You guys are some of the best friends a girl could have, and I not-so-secretly admire all of you. ♥ The request was "something cracky" so this is, you know, something cracky. Utterly and ridiculously cracky, I don't even know. Thanks to vichan for the hand-holding and to ibroketuesday for EVERYTHING EVER.
♥♥♥: ibroketuesday MADE ME SOME MANIPS, eeee. wee baby Cas bunny, wee baby Cas ducks, and wee baby Casdillo. Also, englilshmajor, hereare_mysins, and alexwhitewell DREW FANART. !!! All are linked to in the story. ♥
Summary: In which Dean and Sam get saddled with a herd of Cas-like baby animals. Meanwhile, Castiel just wants a hug.

( The end of the end of the world starts with two baby elephants in the middle of the road. )