BSG 4x14 Parody

At some point while writing this parody, a GIANT FREAKING BAT got into my room somehow and started flying in circles around my head. Quite alarming, I assure you, but after a few minutes I calmed down and stopped minding so much (except when it got too close, which it did on several occasions, at which points I flailed in a spectacularly undignified fashion, but we won't go into that). Actually it was sort of cute, you know, all pointy nose and perky ears and trying to cling to the slippery round smoke detector but falling off. Less impressive was the time it crashed into the wall and actually landed on my pillow, especially since I'd just done laundry today, but such is my life.

Then I asked myself, "Self, what to do about this here bat?" ..Naturally, the only logical conclusion was to take a picture of said bat and macro the shit out of it.

( No, seriously. )

( Blood on the Scales: A screencap-illustrated parody. )