~LAUGHED SO HARD I CAME~
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tracy_loo_whoTHROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE 40 MINUTES I COULD SORT OF HEAR BEN EDLUND CACKLING MADLY IN THE BACKGROUND OF MY MIND. I love how this whole episode was like his own personal Tall Tales: the cast and crew according to Ben Edlund, in the form of a checklist of things to make fun of!
A STRAIGHT MALE ENGAGING IN HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR, BY BEN EDLUND.
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT FOR THE WINCHESTERS. ✓
BOB SINGER WAS RISKING HIS LIFE ON A SUPPLY RUN BECAUSE CLEARLY HIS LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ALCOHOL. ✓
[INSERT EXTENDED EXPOSITION ABOUT HOW SUPERNATURAL IS THE NEW GODFATHER.] ✓
DEAN THOUGHT "HEY"x2 WAS AN ADEQUATE EXPRESSION OF HIS ~FEELINGS~. ✓
BALTHAZAR JUST THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE. ✓
ACTUALLY BOB SINGER MAY SECRETLY BE A VAMPIRE. ✓
[INSERT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE THAT CAS, LIKE CASSIE, USED TO HAVE A LOT OF SEX WITH DEAN.] ✓
DEAN WAS JEALOUSLY INDIGNANT WHEN BALTHAZAR REFERRED TO CAS AS "OUR DEAR CAS". ✓
CUE ANGEL WHO WANTS TO BE A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER WHEN HE GROWS UP. ✓
OH BTW THERE ARE A LOT OF RANDOM, CREEPY OLD MEN ON SET WHO ONLY WORK THERE SO THEY CAN MOLEST JENSEN ONCE IN A WHILE. ✓
AND BOB SINGER ENJOYS SEEING DEAN AND SAM BEING SLAMMED AGAINSTWALLS WINDOWS JUST AS MUCH AS WE DO. ✓
THE IDEA TO BLOW OFF THE SCENE WHERE SAM AND DEAN SIT IN THE IMPALA TO TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS (DEAN: HEY. SAM: HEY. DEAN: HEY. SAM: HEY. ETC.) WAS SCOFFED AT, LIKE ALWAYS. ✓
JENSEN REALLY LOVED LOOKING AT PICTURES OF HIMSELF AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. ✓
AND HE SECRETLY NEEDS A LOT OF MAKEUP TO LOOK AS GOOD AS HE DOES. ✓
ANYWAY, DEAN WAS INCREDULOUS THAT ANYONE WOULD WANT TO WATCH THEIR LIVES, SAM FOUND OUT THAT NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE DID, AND THEN DEAN HAD ~CONFLICTING FEELINGS~ ABOUT THIS. ✓
[MAKE IT CLEAR THAT POLISH PEOPLE ARE "THINGS".] ✓
THEN DEAN DISCOVERED HE WAS THE FATHER OF SEVERAL CHILDREN HE NEVER KNEW HE HAD WITH HIS BABY. ✓
HE FELT LIKE HE WAS BEING BAD TOUCHED. (WHICH HE WAS, IF YOU'LL RECALL THE RANDOM, CREEPY OLD MEN.) ✓
SO HE PRAYED DESPERATELY TO CASTIEL, THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW HOW TO GOOD TOUCH HIM. DEAN COULDN'T HELP MENTIONING CASTIEL'S ASS IN HIS PRAYER, OF COURSE. ✓
ENTER MISHA, WHO ALWAYS STANDS ON THE OUTSIDE, LOOKING IN AND FEELING LIKE THE THIRD WHEEL. ✓
DEAN, NOT KNOWING IT WASN'T REALLY HIS BOYFRIEND, WAS EXTREMELY FUCKING ANXIOUS TO SEE HIM AND THOUGHT THAT "CAS"x3 (WITH A "HEY" THROWN IN THERE) WAS AN ADEQUATE EXPRESSION OF HIS ~FEELINGS~. ✓
[IT'S WORTH NOTING HERE THAT MISHA PROBABLY WATCHES TOO MUCH CSI IN HIS SPARE TIME, IF HIS ACTING IS ANYTHING TO GO BY.] ✓
[ALSO, HE FREQUENTLY DOESN'T REMEMBER HIS LINES.] ✓
ANYWAY, DEAN IMMEDIATELY GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN CASTIEL STARTED TALKING ABOUT A ROOM, AND JEALOUSLY DEMANDED TO KNOWWHO WHAT WAS IN IT. ✓
[INSERT GRATUITOUSDEANFANSERVICE.] ✓
[ALSO A SUBTLE REMINDER OF JUST HOW BENDY MISHA IS, BECAUSE HE'S INTO YOGA.] ✓
DEAN, UPON LEARNING MISHA'S NAME, WAS PROBABLY REMINDED OF MISCHA BARTON, WHO HE DOESN'T FANCY AT ALL, AS YOU CAN SEE. ✓
STILL, MISHA STILL LOOKED LIKE CASTIEL, SO DEAN REALLY WASN'T PLEASED ABOUT SAM JERKING SO FORCEFULLY ON MISHA'S BODY PARTS. ✓
AFTER LEAVING MISHA, DEAN TRIED TO SEE HOW THEIR NAMES SOUNDED TOGETHER BUT DECIDED THAT "MISHA/JENSEN" WASN'T NEARLY AS CATCHY AS "DEAN/CASTIEL". ✓
MEANWHILE, MISHA WAS JUST BEING HIS USUAL 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL SELF WHO COULDN'T THROW FOR SHIT. ✓
AND WHO WAS TOTALLY HAVING A VIRTUAL LOVE AFFAIR WITH HIS MINIONS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTED TO BE HIS AMIGOS. ALSO HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN WEARING THE PROMISE RING JENSEN GAVE HIM, BUT HE WAS DEFINITELY HAVING A FANBOY MOMENT OVER J2 TALKING TO HIM. ✓
UNBEKNOWNST TO MOST, JENSEN HAS A FISH FETISH AND ENJOYS DOING THE HELICOPTER WHEN HE'S ALONE IN HIS TRAILER. WHILE READING HIS OWN INTERVIEWS AND WATCHING HIMSELF ON TV. ✓
BUT HIS NARCISSISM ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING ABOUT HIM... [MAKE SURE THE FISH ARE IN THIS SHOT FOR EMPHASIS.] ✓
DEAN TRIED TO EXPLAIN ABOUT SOME SPELL, BUT SAM'S ATTENTION WAS ELSEWHERE (BECAUSE HE'S ALSO NARCISSISTIC). ✓
[ANOTHER NOTE OF INTEREST HERE: DEAN SUCKS AT DRAWING PORN.] ✓
[HE SUCKS EVEN MORE AT ATTEMPTING ANYTHING PORNY IRL.] ✓
THERE ARE SOME RANDOM, CREEPY YOUNG GUYS ON SET TOO, WIELDING STOP SIGNS AND TRYING TO GET JENSEN'S AUTOGRAPH. ✓
AND CLIF IS JUST FUCKING CREEPY PERIOD. ✓
CANADA WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY. ✓
SAME GOES FOR JARED'S HOUSE, TANNING BED, GIANT POSTERS OF HIMSELF, AND ALPACA. ✓
ALSO HIS WIFE. ✓
THE ALPACA IS LIKE A SON TO JARED. LITERALLY. ✓
AND THEY WANTED THEIR SON TO HAVE A BROTHER OR SISTER, SO THEY WERE THINKING OF ADOPTING AN OTTER. ✓
SOMETIMES JARED TAKES THE COWBOY THING A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY. ✓
HE SHOULD REALLY SPEND MORE TIME WORKING ON HIS SPANISH. ✓
MEANWHILE, JENSEN SHOULD STOP SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON FISH. ✓
[NOPE, JARED'S HOUSE STILL ISN'T NOT FUNNY.] ✓
NO ONE ON SET ACTUALLY THINKS OF JENSEN AS A REAL ACTOR. ✓
MISHA TRIED TO ACT LIKE HE WAS IN J2'S LITTLE SOCIAL CIRCLE (OR MORE LIKE 2-POINT LINE), BUT STARTED TO HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS WHEN HE LEARNED THAT THEY BOUGHT PARTS OF DEAD PEOPLE IN THEIR SPARE TIME. ✓
DEAN GOT A LITTLE CLOSER TO CASTIEL AND STARED A LITTLE HARDER THAN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO. MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY TIMES. AS USUAL. ✓
MISHA ALSO TOOK A MOMENT TO EYEFUCK HIS MINIONS VIA CAMERA. ✓
BEING SUBJECTED TO J2 WAS CONSTANTLY GIVING MISHA GREY HAIRS, SO HE HAD TO HAVE SOMEONE PULL THEM OUT IN BETWEEN TAKES. ✓
[IN CASE IT STILL ISN'T OBVIOUS THAT DEAN AND CASTIEL CAN NEVER STOP EYEFUCKING EACH OTHER, INSERT MORE EVIDENCE HERE.] ✓
THERE ARE, AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED, A LOT OF RANDOM, CREEPY GUYS ON SET, BUT NONE OF THEM CAN EVEN BEGIN TO GIVE MISHA A RUN FOR HIS MONEY. ✓
DEAN AND SAM HADN'T BEEN SLAMMED INTO ANY WALLS OR WINDOWS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE, SO THE ONLY SOLUTION WAS TO DO IT THEMSELVES. ✓
IT DIDN'T GO AS EXPECTED, AND DEAN TURNED TO HIS FISH FOR COMFORT. BUT EVEN THEY COULDN'T COMFORT HIM WHEN HE WAS FACED WITH THE PROSPECT OF BEING IN A WORLD WITHOUT HIS FAVORITE ANGEL. ✓
[BE SURE TO MAKE JENSEN LOOK EVEN SHORTER THAN JARED USUALLY MAKES HIM LOOK AT SOME POINT!] ✓
WHEN JENSEN IS OTHERWISE OCCUPIED, THE RANDOM, CREEPY OLD MEN PRACTICE THEIR FLIRTING SKILLS ON UNSUSPECTING WOMEN. ✓
EVEN WHEN THE WOMEN AREN'T PHYSICALLY PRESENT BUT ARE INSTEAD OFF SOMEWHERE CRYING BECAUSE THEY FEEL THREATENED BY THEIR PREDECESSORS. ✓
ALSO ERIC'S NEW SHOW SUCKS FYI. ✓
BUT MOVING ON, MISHA CALLED SOMEONE ELSE "LITTLE" AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GET INTO HIS TINY TOYOTA. ✓
HE TRIED TO TWEET TO HIS MINIONS, BUT BEFORE HE COULD SEND THE TWEET-- VIDEO GAME ANGEL! ✓
MORE IMPORTANTLY, BOB SINGER IS A DOUCHEBAG. ✓
AMIDST THE CHAOS, DEAN FIGURED OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE. ✓
TOO BAD IT WAS TOO LATE TO IMPART THIS KNOWLEDGE TO MISHA. WHO CRIES ATTRACTIVELY AND IS SORRY THERE'S NO MAGIC IN THE UNIVERSE. ✓
BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE WENT DOWN WITH THAT AMAZING SEX HAIR HE HAD IN SEASON FOUR. ✓
JARED'S WIFE SEEMED SUSPICIOUSLY UPSET ABOUT THE DEATH OF THE SEX HAIR. ✓
BUT IT WAS UNDERSTANDABLE, DEAN AND SAM ALSO WANTED TO GET ONE LAST GLIMPSE OF IT, SO THEY ASKED HER WHERE HE WAS STABBED. ✓
BUT ALAS, THEY WERE TOO LATE! ✓
SO THEY SIMPLY INTERROGATED THE LAST KNOWN PERSON TO WITNESS THE ATTRACTIVE CRYING MAN'S SEX HAIR. ✓
DEAN RANDOMLY GAVE AWAY SOME CANADIAN MONEY BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING ANYWAY. ✓
THEN HE REALIZED CAS WAS IN DANGER AND BECAME EXTREMELY DETERMINED TO STOP THE VIDEO GAME ANGEL. ✓
IF THEY SUCCEEDED IN SAVING CASTIEL, IT MEANT MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RETURN HOME. DEAN THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE OKAY FOR SAM, BUT HE HIMSELF HATED IT BECAUSE HE'D HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITHOUT CASTIEL. HE NEEDN'T HAVE WORRIED, THOUGH. SAM FELT THIS WORLD WAS UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T ~BROTHERS~. AND APPARENTLY DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO EACH OTHER. ✓
ENTER ERIC KRIPKE IN A GIANT VEHICLE THAT HE USES TO COMPENSATE FOR OTHER THINGS. ✓
ANYWAY, ERIC [I THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING ROB BENEDICT TO PLAY HIM BUT THEN COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF HAVING TO KILL ROB] WAS JUST GLAD MISHA DIDN'T DIE IN VAIN. FRONT PAGE OF VARIETY, WOOO! ✓
BECAUSE DEAN AND CASTIEL WEREN'T AROUND, ERIC AND BOB HAD TO HELP FILL THE STARING QUOTA. ✓
ERIC STARTED TALKING ABOUT BUSTING IN ON J2 WITH GUNS BLAZING. ✓
WHICH MADE IT A VERY POETIC ENDING FOR HIM INDEED. EVEN IF IT TOOK THREE SHOTS BEFORE HE ACTUALLY STARTED BLEEDING. ✓
BY COMPARISON, IT ONLY TOOK ONE SHOT TO BRING BOB SINGER DOWN. ✓
THE GABRIEL-LOOKALIKE WAS THE ONLY ONE ON SET WHO SURVIVED. ✓
THREE TIMES THIS EPISODE. NOT BAD. ✓
ALSO, RAPHAEL BECAME A CHICK. ✓
[TO FURTHER EMPHASIZE HOW SMALL J2 ARE -- ESPECIALLY JENSEN -- REFER TO THEM AS MARMOSETS.] ✓
CASTIEL APPEARED TO APOLOGIZE TO DEAN FOR USING HIM BY FEEDING HIS WING!PORN KINK. ALSO TO SAVE THEM ALL FROM RAPHAEL, BUT THAT WAS A SECONDARY GOAL. ✓
DEAN CREAMED HIS PANTS. ✓
AND CASTIEL BECAME SO IMPATIENT TO GET HIM INTO BED THAT HE THREATENED TO KILL RAPHAEL IF HE/SHE STAYED A MOMENT LONGER. ✓
HE WASN'T GOING TO THREATEN BALTHAZAR SEEING AS THEY WERE FRIENDS, BUT STILL, CLEARLY VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH HIS CONTINUED PRESENCE. ✓
AS SOON AS BALTHAZAR LEFT, CASTIEL IGNORED THE ARROWS PAINTED ON THE PAVEMENT, IMMEDIATELY MAKING A BEELINE TO DEAN... ✓
...AND BRINGING THEM BACK TO BOBBY'S PLACE, WHICH HAS BEDS. ✓
BUT SINCE DEAN ALREADY CAME ONCE, HE WAS MORE IN THE MOOD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT CASTIEL NOT TALKING TO HIM MUCH ANYMORE. ✓
CASTIEL WAS ~TORN AND CONTRITE~. SO ~TORN AND CONTRITE~ THAT HE LEFT. ✓
WHICH DEAN FOUND VERY DISAPPOINTING. ✓
STILL, HE HAD STICKIER ISSUES TO WORRY ABOUT AT THE MOMENT. ISSUES WHICH SAM FOUND SLIGHTLY TRAUMATIZING. ✓
IN FACT, SAM WAS SO TRAUMATIZED HE TOOK IT OUT ON THE POOR DOOR FRAME. ✓
BUT HE GOT OVER IT QUICKLY AND LIVED TO BE RE-TRAUMATIZED ANOTHER DAY. ✓
THE END (SO DEAN AND CASTIEL CAN FUCK ALREADY GDI).
This was srsly what the episode was like for me. And Canada, Ilu, you know that. XD ♥
Speaking of Dean and Castiel, apparently the nightmare of trying to wrap up Secret Angels IV didn't permanently turn me off from running fic challenges after all. I had an idea the other day that I think (hope) will be fun and haven't seen done before, so look for another![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
deancastiel challenge soon!
Meanwhile, READ THIS FIC: Ancillary Stoke by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nanoochka. SNOWBOARDER!DEAN/CHEF!CAS. :D :D :D
P.S. Unrelated to anything, I watched Marksha's porno last night. The best part was where he had sex with socks on. That is all.
A STRAIGHT MALE ENGAGING IN HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR, BY BEN EDLUND.
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT FOR THE WINCHESTERS. ✓
BOB SINGER WAS RISKING HIS LIFE ON A SUPPLY RUN BECAUSE CLEARLY HIS LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ALCOHOL. ✓
[INSERT EXTENDED EXPOSITION ABOUT HOW SUPERNATURAL IS THE NEW GODFATHER.] ✓
DEAN THOUGHT "HEY"x2 WAS AN ADEQUATE EXPRESSION OF HIS ~FEELINGS~. ✓
BALTHAZAR JUST THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE. ✓
ACTUALLY BOB SINGER MAY SECRETLY BE A VAMPIRE. ✓
[INSERT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE THAT CAS, LIKE CASSIE, USED TO HAVE A LOT OF SEX WITH DEAN.] ✓
DEAN WAS JEALOUSLY INDIGNANT WHEN BALTHAZAR REFERRED TO CAS AS "OUR DEAR CAS". ✓
CUE ANGEL WHO WANTS TO BE A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER WHEN HE GROWS UP. ✓
OH BTW THERE ARE A LOT OF RANDOM, CREEPY OLD MEN ON SET WHO ONLY WORK THERE SO THEY CAN MOLEST JENSEN ONCE IN A WHILE. ✓
AND BOB SINGER ENJOYS SEEING DEAN AND SAM BEING SLAMMED AGAINST
THE IDEA TO BLOW OFF THE SCENE WHERE SAM AND DEAN SIT IN THE IMPALA TO TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS (DEAN: HEY. SAM: HEY. DEAN: HEY. SAM: HEY. ETC.) WAS SCOFFED AT, LIKE ALWAYS. ✓
JENSEN REALLY LOVED LOOKING AT PICTURES OF HIMSELF AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. ✓
AND HE SECRETLY NEEDS A LOT OF MAKEUP TO LOOK AS GOOD AS HE DOES. ✓
ANYWAY, DEAN WAS INCREDULOUS THAT ANYONE WOULD WANT TO WATCH THEIR LIVES, SAM FOUND OUT THAT NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE DID, AND THEN DEAN HAD ~CONFLICTING FEELINGS~ ABOUT THIS. ✓
[MAKE IT CLEAR THAT POLISH PEOPLE ARE "THINGS".] ✓
THEN DEAN DISCOVERED HE WAS THE FATHER OF SEVERAL CHILDREN HE NEVER KNEW HE HAD WITH HIS BABY. ✓
HE FELT LIKE HE WAS BEING BAD TOUCHED. (WHICH HE WAS, IF YOU'LL RECALL THE RANDOM, CREEPY OLD MEN.) ✓
SO HE PRAYED DESPERATELY TO CASTIEL, THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW HOW TO GOOD TOUCH HIM. DEAN COULDN'T HELP MENTIONING CASTIEL'S ASS IN HIS PRAYER, OF COURSE. ✓
ENTER MISHA, WHO ALWAYS STANDS ON THE OUTSIDE, LOOKING IN AND FEELING LIKE THE THIRD WHEEL. ✓
DEAN, NOT KNOWING IT WASN'T REALLY HIS BOYFRIEND, WAS EXTREMELY FUCKING ANXIOUS TO SEE HIM AND THOUGHT THAT "CAS"x3 (WITH A "HEY" THROWN IN THERE) WAS AN ADEQUATE EXPRESSION OF HIS ~FEELINGS~. ✓
[IT'S WORTH NOTING HERE THAT MISHA PROBABLY WATCHES TOO MUCH CSI IN HIS SPARE TIME, IF HIS ACTING IS ANYTHING TO GO BY.] ✓
[ALSO, HE FREQUENTLY DOESN'T REMEMBER HIS LINES.] ✓
ANYWAY, DEAN IMMEDIATELY GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN CASTIEL STARTED TALKING ABOUT A ROOM, AND JEALOUSLY DEMANDED TO KNOW
[INSERT GRATUITOUS
[ALSO A SUBTLE REMINDER OF JUST HOW BENDY MISHA IS, BECAUSE HE'S INTO YOGA.] ✓
DEAN, UPON LEARNING MISHA'S NAME, WAS PROBABLY REMINDED OF MISCHA BARTON, WHO HE DOESN'T FANCY AT ALL, AS YOU CAN SEE. ✓
STILL, MISHA STILL LOOKED LIKE CASTIEL, SO DEAN REALLY WASN'T PLEASED ABOUT SAM JERKING SO FORCEFULLY ON MISHA'S BODY PARTS. ✓
AFTER LEAVING MISHA, DEAN TRIED TO SEE HOW THEIR NAMES SOUNDED TOGETHER BUT DECIDED THAT "MISHA/JENSEN" WASN'T NEARLY AS CATCHY AS "DEAN/CASTIEL". ✓
MEANWHILE, MISHA WAS JUST BEING HIS USUAL 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL SELF WHO COULDN'T THROW FOR SHIT. ✓
AND WHO WAS TOTALLY HAVING A VIRTUAL LOVE AFFAIR WITH HIS MINIONS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTED TO BE HIS AMIGOS. ALSO HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN WEARING THE PROMISE RING JENSEN GAVE HIM, BUT HE WAS DEFINITELY HAVING A FANBOY MOMENT OVER J2 TALKING TO HIM. ✓
UNBEKNOWNST TO MOST, JENSEN HAS A FISH FETISH AND ENJOYS DOING THE HELICOPTER WHEN HE'S ALONE IN HIS TRAILER. WHILE READING HIS OWN INTERVIEWS AND WATCHING HIMSELF ON TV. ✓
BUT HIS NARCISSISM ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING ABOUT HIM... [MAKE SURE THE FISH ARE IN THIS SHOT FOR EMPHASIS.] ✓
DEAN TRIED TO EXPLAIN ABOUT SOME SPELL, BUT SAM'S ATTENTION WAS ELSEWHERE (BECAUSE HE'S ALSO NARCISSISTIC). ✓
[ANOTHER NOTE OF INTEREST HERE: DEAN SUCKS AT DRAWING PORN.] ✓
[HE SUCKS EVEN MORE AT ATTEMPTING ANYTHING PORNY IRL.] ✓
THERE ARE SOME RANDOM, CREEPY YOUNG GUYS ON SET TOO, WIELDING STOP SIGNS AND TRYING TO GET JENSEN'S AUTOGRAPH. ✓
AND CLIF IS JUST FUCKING CREEPY PERIOD. ✓
CANADA WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY. ✓
SAME GOES FOR JARED'S HOUSE, TANNING BED, GIANT POSTERS OF HIMSELF, AND ALPACA. ✓
ALSO HIS WIFE. ✓
THE ALPACA IS LIKE A SON TO JARED. LITERALLY. ✓
AND THEY WANTED THEIR SON TO HAVE A BROTHER OR SISTER, SO THEY WERE THINKING OF ADOPTING AN OTTER. ✓
SOMETIMES JARED TAKES THE COWBOY THING A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY. ✓
HE SHOULD REALLY SPEND MORE TIME WORKING ON HIS SPANISH. ✓
MEANWHILE, JENSEN SHOULD STOP SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON FISH. ✓
[NOPE, JARED'S HOUSE STILL ISN'T NOT FUNNY.] ✓
NO ONE ON SET ACTUALLY THINKS OF JENSEN AS A REAL ACTOR. ✓
MISHA TRIED TO ACT LIKE HE WAS IN J2'S LITTLE SOCIAL CIRCLE (OR MORE LIKE 2-POINT LINE), BUT STARTED TO HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS WHEN HE LEARNED THAT THEY BOUGHT PARTS OF DEAD PEOPLE IN THEIR SPARE TIME. ✓
DEAN GOT A LITTLE CLOSER TO CASTIEL AND STARED A LITTLE HARDER THAN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO. MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY TIMES. AS USUAL. ✓
MISHA ALSO TOOK A MOMENT TO EYEFUCK HIS MINIONS VIA CAMERA. ✓
BEING SUBJECTED TO J2 WAS CONSTANTLY GIVING MISHA GREY HAIRS, SO HE HAD TO HAVE SOMEONE PULL THEM OUT IN BETWEEN TAKES. ✓
[IN CASE IT STILL ISN'T OBVIOUS THAT DEAN AND CASTIEL CAN NEVER STOP EYEFUCKING EACH OTHER, INSERT MORE EVIDENCE HERE.] ✓
THERE ARE, AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED, A LOT OF RANDOM, CREEPY GUYS ON SET, BUT NONE OF THEM CAN EVEN BEGIN TO GIVE MISHA A RUN FOR HIS MONEY. ✓
DEAN AND SAM HADN'T BEEN SLAMMED INTO ANY WALLS OR WINDOWS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE, SO THE ONLY SOLUTION WAS TO DO IT THEMSELVES. ✓
IT DIDN'T GO AS EXPECTED, AND DEAN TURNED TO HIS FISH FOR COMFORT. BUT EVEN THEY COULDN'T COMFORT HIM WHEN HE WAS FACED WITH THE PROSPECT OF BEING IN A WORLD WITHOUT HIS FAVORITE ANGEL. ✓
[BE SURE TO MAKE JENSEN LOOK EVEN SHORTER THAN JARED USUALLY MAKES HIM LOOK AT SOME POINT!] ✓
WHEN JENSEN IS OTHERWISE OCCUPIED, THE RANDOM, CREEPY OLD MEN PRACTICE THEIR FLIRTING SKILLS ON UNSUSPECTING WOMEN. ✓
EVEN WHEN THE WOMEN AREN'T PHYSICALLY PRESENT BUT ARE INSTEAD OFF SOMEWHERE CRYING BECAUSE THEY FEEL THREATENED BY THEIR PREDECESSORS. ✓
ALSO ERIC'S NEW SHOW SUCKS FYI. ✓
BUT MOVING ON, MISHA CALLED SOMEONE ELSE "LITTLE" AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GET INTO HIS TINY TOYOTA. ✓
HE TRIED TO TWEET TO HIS MINIONS, BUT BEFORE HE COULD SEND THE TWEET-- VIDEO GAME ANGEL! ✓
MORE IMPORTANTLY, BOB SINGER IS A DOUCHEBAG. ✓
AMIDST THE CHAOS, DEAN FIGURED OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE. ✓
TOO BAD IT WAS TOO LATE TO IMPART THIS KNOWLEDGE TO MISHA. WHO CRIES ATTRACTIVELY AND IS SORRY THERE'S NO MAGIC IN THE UNIVERSE. ✓
BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE WENT DOWN WITH THAT AMAZING SEX HAIR HE HAD IN SEASON FOUR. ✓
JARED'S WIFE SEEMED SUSPICIOUSLY UPSET ABOUT THE DEATH OF THE SEX HAIR. ✓
BUT IT WAS UNDERSTANDABLE, DEAN AND SAM ALSO WANTED TO GET ONE LAST GLIMPSE OF IT, SO THEY ASKED HER WHERE HE WAS STABBED. ✓
BUT ALAS, THEY WERE TOO LATE! ✓
SO THEY SIMPLY INTERROGATED THE LAST KNOWN PERSON TO WITNESS THE ATTRACTIVE CRYING MAN'S SEX HAIR. ✓
DEAN RANDOMLY GAVE AWAY SOME CANADIAN MONEY BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING ANYWAY. ✓
THEN HE REALIZED CAS WAS IN DANGER AND BECAME EXTREMELY DETERMINED TO STOP THE VIDEO GAME ANGEL. ✓
IF THEY SUCCEEDED IN SAVING CASTIEL, IT MEANT MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RETURN HOME. DEAN THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE OKAY FOR SAM, BUT HE HIMSELF HATED IT BECAUSE HE'D HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITHOUT CASTIEL. HE NEEDN'T HAVE WORRIED, THOUGH. SAM FELT THIS WORLD WAS UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T ~BROTHERS~. AND APPARENTLY DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO EACH OTHER. ✓
ENTER ERIC KRIPKE IN A GIANT VEHICLE THAT HE USES TO COMPENSATE FOR OTHER THINGS. ✓
ANYWAY, ERIC [I THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING ROB BENEDICT TO PLAY HIM BUT THEN COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF HAVING TO KILL ROB] WAS JUST GLAD MISHA DIDN'T DIE IN VAIN. FRONT PAGE OF VARIETY, WOOO! ✓
BECAUSE DEAN AND CASTIEL WEREN'T AROUND, ERIC AND BOB HAD TO HELP FILL THE STARING QUOTA. ✓
ERIC STARTED TALKING ABOUT BUSTING IN ON J2 WITH GUNS BLAZING. ✓
WHICH MADE IT A VERY POETIC ENDING FOR HIM INDEED. EVEN IF IT TOOK THREE SHOTS BEFORE HE ACTUALLY STARTED BLEEDING. ✓
BY COMPARISON, IT ONLY TOOK ONE SHOT TO BRING BOB SINGER DOWN. ✓
THE GABRIEL-LOOKALIKE WAS THE ONLY ONE ON SET WHO SURVIVED. ✓
THREE TIMES THIS EPISODE. NOT BAD. ✓
ALSO, RAPHAEL BECAME A CHICK. ✓
[TO FURTHER EMPHASIZE HOW SMALL J2 ARE -- ESPECIALLY JENSEN -- REFER TO THEM AS MARMOSETS.] ✓
CASTIEL APPEARED TO APOLOGIZE TO DEAN FOR USING HIM BY FEEDING HIS WING!PORN KINK. ALSO TO SAVE THEM ALL FROM RAPHAEL, BUT THAT WAS A SECONDARY GOAL. ✓
DEAN CREAMED HIS PANTS. ✓
AND CASTIEL BECAME SO IMPATIENT TO GET HIM INTO BED THAT HE THREATENED TO KILL RAPHAEL IF HE/SHE STAYED A MOMENT LONGER. ✓
HE WASN'T GOING TO THREATEN BALTHAZAR SEEING AS THEY WERE FRIENDS, BUT STILL, CLEARLY VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH HIS CONTINUED PRESENCE. ✓
AS SOON AS BALTHAZAR LEFT, CASTIEL IGNORED THE ARROWS PAINTED ON THE PAVEMENT, IMMEDIATELY MAKING A BEELINE TO DEAN... ✓
...AND BRINGING THEM BACK TO BOBBY'S PLACE, WHICH HAS BEDS. ✓
BUT SINCE DEAN ALREADY CAME ONCE, HE WAS MORE IN THE MOOD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT CASTIEL NOT TALKING TO HIM MUCH ANYMORE. ✓
CASTIEL WAS ~TORN AND CONTRITE~. SO ~TORN AND CONTRITE~ THAT HE LEFT. ✓
WHICH DEAN FOUND VERY DISAPPOINTING. ✓
STILL, HE HAD STICKIER ISSUES TO WORRY ABOUT AT THE MOMENT. ISSUES WHICH SAM FOUND SLIGHTLY TRAUMATIZING. ✓
IN FACT, SAM WAS SO TRAUMATIZED HE TOOK IT OUT ON THE POOR DOOR FRAME. ✓
BUT HE GOT OVER IT QUICKLY AND LIVED TO BE RE-TRAUMATIZED ANOTHER DAY. ✓
THE END (SO DEAN AND CASTIEL CAN FUCK ALREADY GDI).
This was srsly what the episode was like for me. And Canada, Ilu, you know that. XD ♥
Speaking of Dean and Castiel, apparently the nightmare of trying to wrap up Secret Angels IV didn't permanently turn me off from running fic challenges after all. I had an idea the other day that I think (hope) will be fun and haven't seen done before, so look for another
deancastiel challenge soon! Meanwhile, READ THIS FIC: Ancillary Stoke by
nanoochka. SNOWBOARDER!DEAN/CHEF!CAS. :D :D :DP.S. Unrelated to anything, I watched Marksha's porno last night. The best part was where he had sex with socks on. That is all.
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Date: 2011-02-26 02:34 pm (UTC)OH, AND. HEY, YOU! :D
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Date: 2011-02-26 03:18 pm (UTC)HIII BB HI!
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Date: 2011-02-26 02:35 pm (UTC)CRACKY, PLOT RELEVANT AWESOME! THAT'S HOW SPN DOES IT. :-)
THE GABRIEL-LOOKALIKE WAS THE ONLY ONE ON SET WHO SURVIVED. ✓ *cought*betterbeforeshadowing*cough*
CAS' WINGS! MISHA GETTING KILLED! SAM'S FACE IN THAT LAST CAP! BALTHAZAR BEING COOL!
P.S. Unrelated to anything, I watched Marksha's porno last night. The best part was where he had sex with socks on. That is all.
What?! What is this and where can I see it?
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Date: 2011-02-26 02:38 pm (UTC)What?! What is this and where can I see it?
It's called Word of Mouth. It's from the 90's and I ripped/uploaded it to share with fandom because it's pretty much impossible to find. If you want a copy I can LJ message it to you. It's about 700mb and it's the full film :)
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Date: 2011-02-26 02:35 pm (UTC)THIS EPISODE BLEW MY MIND. Literally, I'm still finding pieces of it scattered around my room xD You covered pretty much everything I was thinking during this episode, right down the random crew member who looked like he was trying to be Gabriel... IS IT BAD THAT I WISHED THE SHOW WOULD NEVER GO BACK TO BEING SERIOUS AFTER THIS??
The only thing that was upsetting was Misha getting killed xD I totally didn't see that coming... how depressing! I figured the boys would save him or something, LOL.
And oh good! You watched Marksha porno <3 There are several best parts in that film... three of them actually, if my mind is working correctly. One of which is NOT his hair xD
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Date: 2011-02-26 03:21 pm (UTC)I don't mind serious when it's good and Castiel gets an important role and good character development like in season four, but as far as this season goes, I do kinda also wish it would stay cracky like this.
Misha died so hilariously that I can't even be upset, does that make me a bad person? XD
OH GOD HIS HAIR WAS AWFUL. EVEN WORSE THAN JARED'S. ESPECIALLY AFTER SEX. So are your three favorite parts the three times he had sex, then? :P
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Date: 2011-02-26 02:40 pm (UTC)Back to read the rest of this post, but thanks for the shout-out in the meantime. Your pimp self is too good to me, girl. XD
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Date: 2011-02-26 03:22 pm (UTC)You were too good to me first by writing it. ♥
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Date: 2011-02-26 03:54 pm (UTC)LOL really? I had no idea, that's hilarious. I bet he's always wanted to do that. XD
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:17 pm (UTC)Damn, I love Castiel's wings.
And the Gabriel-look alike who did a Matrix thing and avoided the bullets.
And I never even noticed the ring, but now that you mention it...
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:35 pm (UTC)THE RING IS A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE.
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:20 pm (UTC)But hey, it really does feel like something Ben Edlund would write. Lots of fun and then SMASH! with Teh Angssst. xD But the ride was amazing. Easily my new favourite funny!ep ever.
BUUUT. Cas and Dean need to talk ASAP. They can't go on, avoiding the problems and pretending it's all peachy. I KNOW that Dean and Sam haven't been supportive
everlately, but I have a weird feeling that Cas' reluctance/inability to yep, trust their sorry asses and SHARE is gonna get them all screwed. Probably killed, at one point or another.(And how WOW would that be if Raphael now teamed up with The Mother? Finally Team Awesome would have to work together again.)
[MAKE IT CLEAR THAT POLISH PEOPLE ARE "THINGS".] ✓
I'm Polish and that had me cracking up for almost ten minutes. But I can feel the hate coming from some douchebags at my school who totally don't get this show. Or its humour.
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:39 pm (UTC)I WORSHIP AT BEN EDLUND'S SHRINE FOREVER. I mean, I already did, but I shall have to sacrifice an extra lamb for this.
Part of me thinks maybe Castiel is withholding stuff from them to protect them, but mostly I just think it's the writers being lazy about including him. Either way, I'll hold him to that promise to explain when he can.
Oh, hmm, it'll be interesting to see how the Raphael and Mother storylines tie together, I guess, even though I still have no idea who/what the hell the Mother is.
Aww, what? I'm sorry you have to deal with those douchebags. :(
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:20 pm (UTC)And it's given me renewed hope for Dean/Cas
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:40 pm (UTC)Dean/Cas will never die, trufax.
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Date: 2011-02-26 04:41 pm (UTC)I might watch this one now :):)
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Date: 2011-02-26 05:25 pm (UTC)I've watched this ep three times now and this recap still made me laugh so much XD
The "acting" scene makes me die every single time LOL and Misha just totally rocked this episode! I love his crying so much XD and the fact that he trended on twitter not only in USA, Canada and UK (for HOURS after the ep) but also worldwide (although short) just makes it even better XD He gained almost 4,000 new followers last night. I'm wondering where the hell these people lived until now - behind the moon? XD
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:07 pm (UTC)4,000 in one night? Wow. Maybe they're not even SPN fans, just saw him trending and checked him out and decided he was hilarious.
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Date: 2011-02-26 05:25 pm (UTC)I also like where they said they'd take a pay cut because they obviously got paid too much (LOL!).
I like that Kripke just wouldn't go down! HE IS GOD, OBVS!
I like the eyesex Dean and Cas had in the last bit, so much so that Sam was like a third wheel.
ALPACA'S ARE THE GREENEST ANIMAL. DUH! (totally didn't even notice the picture next to the wedding photo, hahahahaha, awesome).
I thought Virgil looked more like he fell out of the Godfather, which was fitting.
Oh! And thanks to your screencaps, the card that got maxed out was JARED'S. HA! JARED TRISTAN PADALECKI! I so thought it was Jensen's (and telling how Jensen was less of the star, lol).
I also like, from your caps, that Dean is watching Misha strip while Sam is looking at his face...
I also noticed that while we went to Jared's "home", we only got Jensen's set life. No Danneel. Which seems apropos because Jensen always seems so private. I mean, yeah, Jared has Gen, which is more fun for the show (RUBY), but IDK, just no mention of legit personal stuff in Jensen's life.
JUST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. EXCELLENT!
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:26 pm (UTC)AN ANGEL (FROM GODFATHER) KILLED GOD. That's a little unsettling to think about, actually.
But do alpacas bury their own poop like cats do?
Jared TRISTAN Padalecki? Is that really his middle name? o.O
Hahha I don't do Dean/Misha, but I can get behind it if I just tell myself Dean thinks it's Cas, which he does. :D
I don't think Jensen would've been comfortable with having his life and Danneel on display like that, even in parody. Especially given how much fans hate Danneel. :( So the trailer was enough of an "insight" into his life, I guess.
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Date: 2011-02-26 05:27 pm (UTC)Your recap truly is as memorable as the show.
I sincerely hope Misha reads this! =) You know he stalks your LJ!
The Kripke Death Scene = Beautiful, right? Second only to Diva Plavalaguna in The Fifth Element.
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:30 pm (UTC)Didn't watch The Fifth Element, sorry, but Kripke's death was indeed beautiful!
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Date: 2011-02-26 06:44 pm (UTC)EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF CANADA, YOU BITCH.
You can make it up to me by sending me Marksha's porno. Thanks.
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:31 pm (UTC)HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET?
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Date: 2011-02-26 07:08 pm (UTC)I laughed every time I saw Misha scrunched into his seat on the set behind Jensen and Jared. 2nd string. I especially enjoyed Misha overacting as Misha playing Castiel when Dean first talks to him. Though he died, at least he died as the crying attractive man.
I'm sad that Cas is still apart from Dean (and Sam of course) but glad that his story is on the rise.
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:33 pm (UTC)I just hope his story ties in with the whole Mother thing or whatever soon.
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Date: 2011-02-26 07:21 pm (UTC)http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh7v6oALoa1qz8xoao1_500.jpg
My friend just pointed it out to me....
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:34 pm (UTC)Hi!
Date: 2011-02-26 08:17 pm (UTC)I can't imagine how awkward can be in a scene like when Lou Bollo slapped Jensen and then shoot it again and again (cause they do a few shoots for one scene, isn't?)
Love that when we were watching the episode and twetting at the same time when they killed Misha everybody was like:( Noooo Misha they killed Misha) and Misha was trending for a few minutes and then kripke too :).
You know it was kind of funny that when they came back from the alternative life Dean said they were broke and I was thinking, hey! you found gold the other day in the episode 6.13 Like a virgin, did you already spent it?!
And because they don't have a lot of time (just 41 min for the ep) they show Jensen's trailer and Jared's house; in one review that I read I think Jonh kubicek's said that Jensen really have a toy helicopter in his trailer, I wonder if Jared really has a tanning bed in his house hehe.
wow this episode have tons and tons of great details, Ben Edlund is a genious
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:38 pm (UTC)Apparently Misha trended for quite a while and got a lot of followers that night!
Did they? I don't remember the gold, but then again most of the episodes this season I only watched once and am fuzzy on.
If anything, what Jared really has in his house is probably a giant poster of himself in a cowboy costume. XD
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Date: 2011-02-26 08:27 pm (UTC)P.S. Unrelated to anything, I watched Marksha's porno last night. The best part was where he had sex with socks on. That is all.
Say what? I MUST SEE THIS NOW! Pretty please!
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Date: 2011-02-26 10:34 pm (UTC)Misha's constant tweeting was the best thing, I think. :)
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Date: 2011-02-27 02:24 am (UTC)Loved this episode so much. Immediate rewatch, talking for hours on twitter. Nice to feel that way about SPN again. Why oh why can't we have Misha like this all the time on show?
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:40 pm (UTC)I haven't been this excited about an episode since The Third Man! And before that, even longer.
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Date: 2011-02-27 09:19 am (UTC)But what was up with Gabriel lookalike, anyway? That was a suspiciously good job of bullet avoidance.
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Date: 2011-03-05 03:05 pm (UTC)Also, I love your icon, hahahha.
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