tracy_loo_who | EPIC Sunday Misha post! (Reply)

MISHA WAS AMAZING TODAY. I mean, he's always amazing, but especially today. There is some fucking hilarious shit in here, plus he had to cover for Jensen (who got stuck doing autographs, alas) so there was extra Misha time!

ze_pink_lady transcribed Misha's Sunday coffee lounge here! !!! IT IS AMAZING. Her other report is here.

oatmeal_queen actually got to spend most of the weekend with Misha and the other guests, her report is here. !!

cs_whitewolf's report (with adorable pictures of Misha/Cas!bear) is here.

absdax made the other two bears, her report is here.

Sources: zepinklady, kakapojayne, simithedemon, Campaspe, trueshellz, serendipityhope, bittersweet_art, sittingina, gypsy_sunday, theosayswhat, CaptainLon, vanee, AngelinMarble, TashaWilson

Autographs, etc.
Misha's hero while growing up was Peter the Great because he built his ship (he reminds him of his grandfather too)

Misha doesn't have LJ account and checks his Facebook (for personal friends mostly so don't be surprised he doesn't add you) every 2 months or so

First thing Jared did when he arrived in the autograph room was defacing Misha's picture. He made Misha into a pirate!

Jared just came over to Misha's auto table to look at something, he was waving around and made a :O face! They are having a pen throwing contest.

Misha was trying to throw candy in Jared's mouth, Jared came all the way down to the end of the room, apparently Misha can throw further than Jared -- \o/\o/ Go Misha! Especially after Jared mocked his lack of fantale-throwing ability at Oz con. XD

Jared's pen got further than M's that time. Competitive boys!

I think Jared just threw his gum at Misha's head. -- MY LOVE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

Misha's throwing things at the staff, too.

If Misha Collins eats his dog... Do Not Look At Me!! He said he will give me credit for the idea! Eek!

Misha estimates he may be 6/7/8 feet tall depending on the earth's gravitational pull, he's also taller when he's on his period.

ze_pink_lady: Am trying to get stealth pix of Misha's brother for y'all but my iPhone cam is thwarting me with blur. (bonus matt!) http://twitpic.com/6bsbw

Misha looks absolutely exhausted. "Oh god, this jetlag thing has caught up with me. I was up at 4!" -- :(

Jared does Misha impression (again): He said Misha could walk down the halls here in the hotel without being molested "because he's an angel" and could point at the fans and say "turn around, turn around" and wave his finger and they would. And then he acted it out and was like a big bear (i.e. he stomped). And as he sat down he muttered "raise you from perdition". -- like

darksilvercat said, he does seem to fanboy this line quite a bit, doesn't he? ♥ Jared.

Matt kept mentioning J2 and Misha to make us scream

Coffee Lounge ♥ to

ze_pink_lady for these!
Misha's coffee panel was hilarious - hopefully got an mp3, shall recap now!

Is there anything Misha is dreading appearing on gag reel: "There were a couple times I turned up 2 set drunk and naked so hopefully not that" -- HOPEFULLY THAT. *thud*

For Tracy- no J2 haven't seen n/t - "They're such self absorbed assholes they don't pay attention to anything outside their own kingdoms" -- Man, I have been wanting to ask this question since March and was thwarted twice, and it turns out there was no J2 reaction! :P But omg thank you for asking, bb!

Misha stole a car when he was younger, lived in the woods/ in an office building they had 2get out of in the am cause it was used during the day

Jared's photo ops were in the next room and were being loud, Misha sent a woman in there "tell him to shut his hole, he's taking pictures, he doesn't need to make sounds." Also shouted SHUT THE FUCK UP through the wall and called J2 assholes for not paying attention to his career. -- WHY WAS I NOT HERE FOR THIS? OMG.

He mentioned he finally got to meet semi royalty because someone's mum was the queen's nanny or something? He asked her for a squishy hug but she said no, no touching allowed- Misha was sad. said he hadn't seen the queen since the porn store incident but she keeps calling to apologize.

Yes, the Castiel discovering sex question he stole for the panel - he said he wants to see Cas discover sex and being unable to think of anything else- like he'll be on the way to save someone and a chick would walk by and he'd be unable to stop staring at her tits (yes he said tits). And then he'd just spend the whole episode staring fascinated at his erection (he did a hilarious impression and made sum hot groany noises)

He did not approve of red bull's advertising skills - said their logo was a bull but then they brought in this contradictory wing advert!

Asked if he ever gets starstruck. He mentioned working at NPR and how everyone fangirled the radio DJs, but how they were all the ugliest people you've ever seen "like monsters" (then did a hunchback/monster face) and dissed one dude's dress sense.

Mentioned how he ALWAYS forgets a face and used to embarrass himself after he moved out to LA by going up to celebs and saying "You look REALLY familiar, where did you go to high school? Do we know each other?" Eventually stopped asking people cause he was just embarrassing himself too much!

Links into story about going into the wardrobe trailer on Girl, Interrupted where he asked a wardrobe girl to help him do up his lace vest... And it turned out to be Angelina Jolie.

Panel
Jared just crashed misha's panel!

Jared touching Misha ...Misha miming a blowjob with his mike at Jared -- fdlksfjsdlk ohmygod are you serious fjdsklfjdskfjdslkf!

Both Misha and Jared played with my mini-hat on stage!

Jared's just reappeared and brought on a pair of angel wings and held them up to (put them on) Misha. Boys bantering! Yay! -- Oh boys, oh boys, oh boys.

Misha has done "everything he's ever wanted to" last on list was eating the pony! Now destined to spend the rest of his life in boredom.

Doesn't know whether to be serious. Trying to get back to womb but hasn't managed whole body yet...

Misha: "There is this thought I have sometimes up here: shall I say something serious? Then I think, no. No."

Misha: "Someone's trying to take pictures of my crotch!" He called purplephoenix03 a crotch photographer. Then stood up and told us to get it out of our systems! -- LOLOL PICS PLEASE.

purplephoenix03, later: thank you very much, Misha, I wasn't takin crotch shots! *dying*

Memorable or ideal birthday? Always got sick or injured on birthdays or holiday. Coma! Skateboard backwards. Poison ivy?

Funniest prank? April fools, got up early hid valuables trashed house then hid in room until parents got up. Very satisfying.

The most fun part of Castiel research was reading the bible and finding out Christians are crazy.

Based angels on bible. Christians are crazy. Angels badass minions of god. -- lololol I will never stop loving how offensive Misha is. :)) ♥

Lots of different myths. Everyone's got own take so can pick and choose

Misha is crazy with all the innuendos

What would you ask Cas? How did you get so handsome? What's his favourite colour? -- He knows how to pick his vessels! \o/ Also, I bet his favourite colour is green.

Misha said he'd invite Barbara Bush and Hitler to a dinner party. "...I wanted Barbara Bush over for dinner... Wanted to do liberal things with Barbara..."

"That's like getting stuck in a box of mirrors. With a unicorn. And a pony."

Misha didn't know what a purple nurple was. -- I'll make you a purple nurple, Misha! :D

Season 6? Would he stay? Likes idea of being long term plan. Doesn't know anything about anything.

Long term plan makes Misha think of an office building.

Misha (giggling to himself): I'm so funny. -- fkldjslkfjds yes you are, Misha, Ilu. ♥

If they want s6 to be successful he'll be in it. -- Obviously.

Misha would like all single women to move to side so he can see who is available.

Own episode? Castiel has not had sex for 2000 years so he'd like for him to discover the female form. He'd be a horndog and save Sam and Dean at same time. (After they've been tied and beaten up.)

Castiel would try to save them but get distracted by women and would fade out to many people under the sheets. -- LOL CAS. BUT. !! :P Jesus, Misha.

He answered a question in an Indian accent! Very well indeed! -- FOLKS AT LA CON FAILED TO GET HIS INDIAN ACCENT ON VIDEO, PLEASE DON'T FAIL THIS TIME TOO. :(

Misha and Robert had a lot in common. "He was like an older, bigger, black version of me." -- Omg I miss Uriel. D:

Would he take a bad role for lots of money? Yes.

Has he ever answered question seriously? Babbles, so assume no.

Misha wanted to know where security were till someone said J2 had them.

Cas spin off? Sure. Feels like Js are dragging show down.

What super power would he want? "I've always wanted to magically grow turnips." But he doesn't eat turnips, groceries have them to look exotic. -- Of course Misha would want this. Of course.

Misha said the ep with Castiel would have Miley Cyrus and Pamela Anderson.

Jimmy's dad was Colombo? No! Not true. He's not allowed to talk about. Why trenchcoat? Why not change? Angels don't have opposable thumbs so they can't change clothes or fight - Cas is like a lizard.

"There are things I couldn't live without (air, water, and eventually sleep)... Ponies aren't one of them." Starts winking suggestively.

Misha supports slash 100%. He's going to go home and write it himself - don't think he's judging us! But then thought fuck it. -- ... ...*flatlines*

He says fuck everyone who's sensitive! He's taking over for Jensen / going to answer questions as Jensen cause he's running late with autos.

Misha making Doug laugh when he was told he would have to do Jensen's panel.

Misha doing auction, too.

When you say Kripke's name you get cursed by the Italian mafia, Misha refuses to be tricked into saying it!

Misha doing British accent and typical auctioneer voice.

He is not good at hosting auctions, trying to sell script in cents/dollars (script sold for $850) - he refuses to do auction in funny money, talking about Ozcon.

He tried to steal the coffee lounge joke about red bull giving you wings. "Can someone make a bid for 650 dollars now? I'm getting annoyed!"

He plans to get a currency converter to change the money into fake money (pounds) - we are at 650 dollars, as we have been the whole time

Misha doing Ali G accent lol.

His mum was a professional storyteller and did school plays, he'd be in them and always be star. Thought it was silly, then realised it was harder and more fulfilling. He's happy about acting.

Misha gave a serious answer! Wow!

Misha is calling us out on blatantly vidding while pretending to take pics.

Someone asked a question about patriarchy - he is pro women and would be happy to share a cab with one. He thinks US culture is ridiculous.

He thinks Hollywood is too male oriented, but as a man is glad the way it is! He thinks there aren't enough turnips and livestock movies. -- lolll, what?

Went to Tibet, did meditating. Was told couldn't go (with a Beijing visa?) so smuggled himself in in vegetable truck. Was caught by guards but bluffed his way in. He swears this is true. -- Have I mentioned lately that I adore this man?

Misha is a fangirl in disguise, his cover has been blown! "It's a rags to riches story, the little fangirl who could" - foreign fangirl question

Just watched a girl give Misha ten quid so she could rub his hair. (no-one got to touch Misha's hair, she didn't have ten quid on her!)

Clusterfuuuck, Jensen still isn't done so they've brought poor Gabe and Malik out to relieve Misha. They grew up in Cuba and met two midgets who were actually their parents! Gabe auditioned for MBV! Malik and Gabe are throwing out MBV tshirts.

Someone just asked who has the bigger cock, Jared or Jensen. No idea who! Suspect it's Misha off stage... (it was Wayne the con organizer, Misha did voices over the host from offstage after.)

Some random, out-of-order quotes:
"You were being 'staff'... Getting the shaft shot..."
"Did she say we're coming on France?"
"Hey, next time, lets play charades."
"Escort her out! She broke the rules! She asked me about my relationship with questions!"
"Can we turn the lights back down, I feel like I'm at a self help convention."
"I don't want this, it makes me want to pee. Oh you'd love that wouldn't you? Like I'm the drunk rock star peeing on the amp."
"We have a black president, thats good, but he's not a woman, that we know of..."
"You're from Los Angeles? Congratulations."

Pics
Three from wenchpixie:

This one's Misha pretending to be Jensen, apparently. :))

From kakapojayne:

Dude, this hand on hips thing is so Rahm. *_*

purplephoenix03: Crotch shot from the crotch photographer! \o/

kynikey: 12 awesome pics here and 3 more here

Vids
Most of these are from

ze_pink_lady again, or deadflowers5.

Jared crashes Misha's panel!

Part 1. JARED PUTTING WINGS ON MISHA! \O/ Also, he talks about angel rankings.

Part 2. Talking about J2 not knowing about the pony or following his Twitter, which hurts his feelings.

Part 3. Video games (or not). And mud wrestling.

Part 4. He's done everything he wants to do in life.

Part 5. CROTCH PHOTOGRAPHER. !! And "should I say something serious? No, no, no." ♥ Also, his childhood story. Oh god he's cute. Cannot stop watching this one.

Part 6. His memorable/terrible birthdays. Poor Misha.

Part 7. His favorite April Fool's prank. Also, Christians are crazy. :))

Part 8. Ideal dinner party, with Eleanor Roosevelt, Adolf Hitler, and Barbara Bush, whose leg he wants to touch under the table.

Part 9. Misha wants to ask Castiel how he got so handsome. Getting stuck in a box of mirrors with a unicorn!

Part 10. Purple nurples and season six. "I'm so funny. ...Where did the crotch photographer go? 'Staff'... getting the 'shaft' shot.." ♥ (Here's another version of him talking about season six that's more clear. | Part 2)

Part 11. He wants Castiel to spend an episode being a lecherous horndog! Also, Robert Wisdom and INDIAN ACCENT! fdslfjds (Another lecherous horndog vid.)

Part 12. "She asked me about my relationship with questions!"

Part 13. J2 are dragging the show down. XD

Part 14. He wants to be able to magically grow turnips!

Part 15. He wants to go back in time to figure out why he wanted to go back in time. And who eats turnips?

Part 16. Jimmy's dad is not Columbo, angels have no opposable thumbs and thus are like lizards, and things he can't live without.

Part 17. He supports slash 100%, wants to go home and write some of his own, and has done pervy things himself. Also, "fuck you." :)) Ilu, Misha.

This one is more clear:

Part 18. Part of the auction. "Can we turn the lights back down, I feel like I'm at a self help convention."

Part 19. Hums a little ditty. Also, "I don't want this, it makes me want to pee. Oh you'd love that wouldn't you? Like I'm the drunk rock star peeing on the amp."

Part 20. Talks about his mom and acting and actually answers seriously. Calls people out on taking videos. XD

Part 21. Smuggled himself into Tibet in a vegetable truck and got caught! Also, having a rat problem. :))

Part 22. In which Malik and Gabe join him, and Misha exits the stage. :(

Ten seconds from the auction.

A very clear vid from the auction!

Another awesome auction vid:

Misha voice-overing Doug, the MC.

Closing ceremony

Closing ceremony, where you get to see all of about two seconds of him. \o/

My friend sent me the audio of his entire panel, including Jared's shenanigans and goodbyes. She was near the front, so it's surprisingly clear. \o/ 20.5 mb wma, 1 hr 28 min | MediaFire mirror fjkldsjfklsd THIS SHIT IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN READING THE TWEETS, OMG LISTEN TO IT. I love Misha's voice. "Why do you have to sex everything up?" *_* ETA: OH MY GOD HIS INDIAN ACCENT.

Also, a bit of Malik, because I'm developing something of a crush: He break danced on stage (and also got a few girls up to dance with him), did a British accent, and gave a boy cash for ice cream. ♥

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