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Theorem¹. selene_rain is Very Bad for me.

Corollary. I love selene_rain.

Remark Number 1. selene_rain has joined SE as Pansy and hence there has been much dracoandpansy for the first time since malfoyesque and hearts_ease. I have been in a state of consistent and extreme giddiness for days on end, and am literally shedding fuzz wherever I go because there is just too. much. love. I can't stand it. there are piles².

Remark Number 2. I have been getting up at 8 or 9 am for several days in a row, just so I can catch selene_rain for a few hours, so maybe this belongs in Remark Number 1. Regardless, 8 and 9 am do not get along with me. They do things to my head. obviously.

Remark Number 3. I have been eating seaweed. This is actually lallipoo's fault and not selene_rain's, but that's not the point. The point is that seaweed = crack.

Remark Number 4. Several days ago, selene_rain had a dream in which Draco did a plebey spell on himself and wound up as Harry's bodyguard. We RPed this, and part of it – the beginning, in fact (Lucius: You are puny and useless. I hereby disinherit you. If you fail to be gone within the next 44 minutes, I shall feed you to Bella. Draco: Can I take Scarhead with me? Lucius: No. I'm going to feed him to Bella. Draco: He's a stuffed dog! Lucius: She won't notice. Besides, it might give her indigestion. 43 minutes.) – gave me my own bunny.

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Proof. I wrote fic. A fact I will, however, be denying as soon as I'm more awake.

( It's H/D, totals around 1,000 words, and contains all of my excess fuzz (which is a lot, especially since I've been cuddling Draco!pillow). You will feel like strangling me when you're done reading it. do feel free. Oh, and it's PG. )

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¹I apologize for the severe geekiness, I really do. especially if you noticed that Draco's ages were all powers of 2. But I'm an engineer, after all (or at least, I will be after a few more years of schooling), and not an English major (which might also explain the quality of the fic, but we shan't go into that, okay?), and it really is rather early for me. Just be glad I didn't write this entire entry in third person like I was originally going to.
²I've needed it, the fuzz, especially after the last chapter of StG, because wah. And three more weeks until next update? wah some more.
³Happy belated birthday to Draco! There are no words for the love. ♥